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[recollecters]

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Comments

[mincingminuet]

Okay, so. What the hell?

I wake up, I open my phone, and suddenly the Jason Voorhees theme starts blaring out of the speaker. Then I get spammed with ascii art, asking for suggestions.

Close it out, it turns back on all on it's own, and won't freaking stop till I make a suggestion? Also, why's it using my full name? I go by Pen online, not Penelope. That's not on any of my social media accounts.

What the hell kind of app is this?! Seriously, I'm feeling pretty damn attacked right now!

[twelfthspark]

It's the last social media app you'll ever need. Didn't you read the intro? ;)

[mincingminuet]

I did. Apparently it's also the social media app that'll be the death of me.

I keep waiting for some freak in a hockey mask to bust through the door.

[twelfthspark]

He'll be one slow psycho. It showed up on my phone a month ago and look~ here I am, still in one piece.

[mincingminuet]

Fair enough Arlene.

How'd we get stuck betaing this thing anyway? Because this is clearly beta.

[not here]

[darkinferno]

[goddammit arlene, that was actually really well played. well done.]

[not here]

[twelfthspark]

[you know she's good]

[rygdea]

I'll admit theme horror theme caught be off guard kind of bad but whatever. As long a Jason doesn't show up, I'm fine.

[mincingminuet]

Seriously I'm just glad it wasn't Freddie Krueger's theme.

Jason I can outrun. I like sleep way too much to deal with Freddie popping out of my phone.

[rygdea]

You're right about that! At least we can outrun and outsmart Jason. Kreuger would gut me like a fish cause I need my beauty rest.

I like to think I would be that one male protagonist in a horror flick that lives in the end but I'm a cop. Cops always die in these films!

It's bullshit.

[mincingminuet]

You're a cop? Unlucky! Yeah bad choice of occupation in the horror biz. Not that I'm much better, because the geek never gets away unless it's a parody flick.

But if it is, then I'm basically invincible.

[bold_in_deed]

clearly you're a horror fan. how dare you not respect their half-baked assumption or their attempt to give you heart palpitations??

[She's kidding. Really.]

[mincingminuet]

I mean, I am buuuuuut srsly, I made a whole series about why I hate Friday the 13th. Or, at least find it mediocre.

[bold_in_deed]

that might have been your mistake. apparently retrospec hr are a bunch of trolls.

[mincingminuet]

Guess I'm feeding them then.

Okay, you know I actually like Friday the 13th better than those stupid Halloween movies though.

Anyway. You didn't download this thing either did you?

[mercurio]

hold on a minute
pen's points??

[mincingminuet]

Yep, that's me!

My real name is Penelope.

[mercurio]

oh man that's so cool! i love your videos! i'm faithfully subscribed for a while now~

[mincingminuet]

Really? Well that's great! I'm glad to meet you then!

Are you from around Recolle?

[agathism]

A special and rare type of leech?

Just instead of feeding on your blood it feeds on your paranoia and phone data while invading you with very loud and obnoxious music than making you feel pain.

At least, it kinda feels like one to me. Or not, maybe a very needy virtual pet that knows as much about you as Santa Claus does.

[mincingminuet]

That's fair.

Though, since we're going with horror I guess it could be like Nosferatu? Creepy, stalking you in the shadows, making you paranoid, and generally being an eyesore...

[agathism]

All that's missing is for him to blast very loud music at you whenever he wishes for you to notice him, and....

Or, I think he already does that, doesn't he?

[browbeater]

oh

hey penelo.

did someone already explain the app and how it works?

and all the weird info that comes with that?

[mincingminuet]

Hey Mako.

You know to call me Pen, dude :p

I got the gist of how it works, but I didn't get the extra info though.

What's up with it?

[browbeater]

[he grins a little bit sheepishly at his phone... which she can't see. Oops.]

well ok, the program will install itself into whatever computer device you're using at the time.

and if you grab someone else's phone or something, it'll log you into your account.

so... how's that for weird?