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[recollecters]

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Comments

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada security settings
Lucy Takada fuck
Lucy Takada Whoever stole my ID is in for a shit surprise when they see my credit score
Lucy Takada Also, eat glass

[true_noir]

Chloe Bouchard I am afraid that I have no idea who stole it.
Chloe Bouchard Several of us would greatly wish to know.
Chloe Bouchard But why would you wish us to eat glass?
Chloe Bouchard It seems unhygienic.

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada You don't
Lucy Takada Unless you want to fucking die

[true_noir]

Chloe Bouchard Ah, then you are expressing your distaste for the app by wishing ill upon the creator.
Chloe Bouchard I don't think you would be the first.
Chloe Bouchard They've never spoken up though, unfortunately.

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada Of course not
Lucy Takada When has a spammer actually shown up when they could keep churning out more?
Lucy Takada and of course removing this thing is a pain

[true_noir]

Chloe Bouchard One could only hope for a bit of fortune in finding them.
Chloe Bouchard But even the police trapped on it seem unable to do so.
Chloe Bouchard Your name is familiar to me.
Chloe Bouchard Did we meet during the flower plantings perhaps?

[outpunch]

Juzo Sakakura Hello? Police?
Juzo Sakakura Come to Retrospec
Juzo Sakakura I'm gonna pass on the glass tho

enter key why

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada Handing my records to bloatware devs now?
Lucy Takada Classy

[Just a normal exchange between friends, nothing to see here.]

[outpunch]

Juzo Sakakura Sometimes I wish we could
Juzo Sakakura As classy as commenting about your tragic loss of ID on social media instead of reporting it to the police

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada I'm sure they'll take it seriously and won't tell me I'm being stupid for getting worked up over this trainwreck
Lucy Takada 100%

[NO TRUST ISSUES HERE, none]

[outpunch]

Juzo Sakakura I can't believe this
Juzo Sakakura Seriously
Juzo Sakakura Am I really trying to help out a teenager
Juzo Sakakura I regret doing this already
Juzo Sakakura Go report it

[Issues, what issues. No issues to see here.]

[beastenderblood]

Velouria Tartine Like actual glass or candy glass

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada Yes. I definitely want the people who committed identity theft and blew up my phone to politely eat candy
Lucy Takada what do you fucking think??

[beastenderblood]

Velouria Tartine I mean
Velouria Tartine Its kinda shitty candy

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada They can choke on it then

[Someone's super happy today.

Like she is every day, all day.]

[beastenderblood]

Velouria Tartine Choke seems unlikely
Velouria Tartine Unless they're dumb and don't chew
Velouria Tartine Cause that shit can get stuck in your throat in that case

[belligerentwarrior]

Freya Yun do i have to say i didn't do it, or are we passed mutually blaming each other yet?
Freya Yun doubt it's identity theft. my bet's on the city isp signing a contract with someone's kid's wanna-be start-up. usage all part of the user agreement, all that jazz.

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada You don't exactly strike me as the sort of person who'd commit insurance fraud

[So probably past that!]

Lucy Takada great, someone tell them to take their kid's computer away at 3 am

[belligerentwarrior]

Freya Yun i'm voting for you. you're always away around then anyway, aren't you?

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada Thanks for the vote of confidence
Lucy Takada No promises about their kneecaps though

[She's joking. Probably.]

[belligerentwarrior]

Freya Yun just the servers, lucy.

[It's a joking admonishment. Probably.]

[me_matey]

May Sfondi wasnt me
May Sfondi i dont shit where i eat

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada great
Lucy Takada don't eat glass then

[me_matey]

May Sfondi ur not the boss of me

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada may what the fuck