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[recollecters]

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Comments

[megabond]

Augustine Sauveterre 3/1 near Recolle University

To all new users, hello! I am also aware of these strange notifications, I have never seen many newcomers in this app before, despite that it said that it's only open for beta-testers before. Still, the last word "remember" is somehow bothering me. Does anyone want to elaborate about this?

[loudmouths]

Keigo Higashino Maybe it's like... "remember how none of you approved for this malware to be downloaded onto your devices? That was hilarious!"

[megabond]

Augustine Sauveterre I doubt that's what it really meant.
Augustine Sauveterre I wish I would know more if it wasn't for the glitches.

[loudmouths]

Keigo Higashino Well, that's my guess. What else could it be referring to?

[megabond]

Augustine Sauveterre Well, they also mentioned about "winning prize". Does that connect to that word?

[loudmouths]

Keigo Higashino "Participation in our stupid marketing technique gives you a chance at winning the prize!"
Keigo Higashino I hope the prize is a free punch in the face to whoever stuck this crap on my phone.

[megabond]

Augustine Sauveterre First of all, language...
Augustine Sauveterre Second, I doubt they are promoting a contest or something.
Augustine Sauveterre I think they are just asking for suggestions about the app's improvements.

[loudmouths]

Keigo Higashino What language? I'm using English, do you want me to switch to Japanese?
Keigo Higashino Well, they're gonna have to tell me what the prize is for that, then. It'll VASTLY change my attitude, depending on what they're offering up.

[megabond]

Augustine Sauveterre I didn't say... Never mind...
Augustine Sauveterre Maybe they can tell us in a near future if they can fix these glitches.

[loudmouths]

Keigo Higashino Whatever you say, man.
Keigo Higashino They shouldn't have sent this crap to our phones if it's not fully tested, though, y'know.

[megabond]

[Continuing it right here...]

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu I dont remember anything

[Elaboration indeed.]

[megabond]

Augustine Sauveterre That's not what I meant, but I'm guessing you're one of the new users in here?

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu Yes
Tatsuma Hiyuu I think

[megabond]

Augustine Sauveterre Then I guess there's no introduction will be needed since this app uses our real names as our usernames.

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu I guess so
Tatsuma Hiyuu No one knows where it gets our names?

[megabond]

Augustine Sauveterre I think so... I didn't even remember signing this up either.
Augustine Sauveterre But when it's first launched, we were only asked to put in our profile pictures before the full launch.

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu I dont use apps
Tatsuma Hiyuu It just downloaded by itself

[So he's... guaranteed just as, if not even more clueless.]

[megabond]

Augustine Sauveterre I can see that, especially that we can't stop the installation once it starts by itself.
Augustine Sauveterre I take that your one of the few residents that prefer to text and call instead of social media?

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu I only call
Tatsuma Hiyuu Grandparents

[The second bit is sent when he thinks that perhaps some (very, very slight) clarification was necessary.]

[megabond]

Augustine Sauveterre I see... I can guess you're an old-fashioned type of kid.
Augustine Sauveterre And you really love you're grandparents as well?

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu Maybe

[...He also just doesn't know many people to text or use the apps to communicate with, aha...]

Tatsuma Hiyuu I live with them
Tatsuma Hiyuu They get worried if i dont check in

[megabond]

[Well, at least he still uses his phone for something, namely to communicate with his loved ones.]

Augustine Sauveterre I'm glad to hear that.
Augustine Sauveterre Well, it couldn't hurt to check the app once or twice. There might be some interesting posts that the other users can share.

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu Does it stop the messages later

[Notifications, really, but. New.]

[megabond]

Augustine Sauveterre That I don't know. But I think you can disable the notifications if you want.