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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-03-01 12:00 am
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belligerentwarrior: (How's this make us lucky?)

[personal profile] belligerentwarrior 2017-03-01 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
you're gonna have to elaborate.

and i don't mean about the clowns. is this about the horses thing?
hjack69: (pic#10499623)

[personal profile] hjack69 2017-03-01 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
me and some people i know are hallucinating or dreaming up weird crap or w/e
i mean the horses thing is weird but this is like
personal crap
idk what the fuck its supposed to be but i " remember " my clown girlfriend
protip: never dated a clown
never seen a diamond pony either but i remember those too
belligerentwarrior: (Took you long enough)

[personal profile] belligerentwarrior 2017-03-01 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
really can't say i have. how many people are we talking? "my friends and i went on a bad trip" or "something's in the water?"

course you haven't dated a clown. pretty sure sexy clowns aren't a thing.
Edited 2017-03-01 23:24 (UTC)
hjack69: (pic#11051397)

[personal profile] hjack69 2017-03-01 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
well lots of people are talking about seeing weird crap but the two i know personally aint the type to screw around
and some kid remembered being made into soup so yknow thats a thing
you shouldve seen this clown chick though she was HOT
is??
fuck if i know but i know i totally tapped that and thats all that matters
belligerentwarrior: (How's this make us lucky?)

[personal profile] belligerentwarrior 2017-03-01 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
huh. gotta admit, i'd be more skeptical if it weren't for the horses thing. and you know, some kind of demon bloatware app straight out of a stephen rex novel. i'll let you know if i join the hallucination club.

i'll pass, thanks. not judging if clowns are your thing.
hjack69: (pic#11029326)

[personal profile] hjack69 2017-03-01 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
fun experiment go google memes and see if anything clicks
maybe you were a pepe enthusiast in a past life
belligerentwarrior: (Believe in Lady Luck now?)

[personal profile] belligerentwarrior 2017-03-02 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
i feel sorry for whoever's got luck THAT bad.

hate to disappoint, but no haunting hallucinations. just cultural relevance.
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[personal profile] hjack69 2017-03-02 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
i seriously dont see the big deal w eating them theyre just big birds
like turkeys
people ate horses too if you even remember those
belligerentwarrior: (How's this make us lucky?)

[personal profile] belligerentwarrior 2017-03-03 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
it's not like eating a turkey, it's like eating an ostrich. i'm sure people do, but i'm not looking for the ostrich-and-or-horse strips on the menu.
hjack69: (pic#10540124)

[personal profile] hjack69 2017-03-05 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
wait
how many ostriches and horses have you eaten??
belligerentwarrior: (I'm great you're great everyone's great)

[personal profile] belligerentwarrior 2017-03-08 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
none, christ. just look at the things. what kind of turkeys have you seen that you look at one and a chocobo and think 'yeah, those're totally related.' ?
Edited 2017-03-08 21:08 (UTC)