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[recollecters]

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Comments

[belligerentwarrior]

Freya Yun you know, it's kinda amusing after a while. it's almost surreal how bad this whole thing is. at least it's not hijacking siri yet.
Freya Yun i've got to say, i'd be loads more worried if i was the only one. a right mess like this is straight out of a horror story.
Freya Yun but it's not like the scary evil app can get us all, yeah?

Freya Yun more seriously, it's probably some big joke to get under our skins. don't give them that satisfaction.

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum you know what's the REALLY scary part?
Prompto Argentum i think we all got used to it for a whole month
Prompto Argentum then it goes ahead and does this. it's not even october??
Prompto Argentum still! pretty fun to see new people on here now~

[belligerentwarrior]

Freya Yun what, it wasn't always this functional?

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum i know, shocker
Prompto Argentum so i'm guessing we are to expect more stuff like this at some point in the future

[belligerentwarrior]

Freya Yun is this the part where i'm supposed to say 'they're not bugs, they're features?'

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum oh wow could you imagine??? maybe they have some noob trying to code this and they thought he or she got this because they lied on their resume

[belligerentwarrior]

Freya Yun that's on their head. everyone does that to some degree
Freya Yun though can't really say that's their loss, looking at what we have to deal with.
Freya Yun it's almost impressive actually, messing up this bad.

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum plot twist: it's actually their plan all along

[belligerentwarrior]

Freya Yun ha
Freya Yun post credits scene: it was all just a dream

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum and everyone will be visibly disappointed haha

[belligerentwarrior]

Freya Yun and just like last destination, it's going to get a string of shitty sequels

[me_matey]

May Sfondi there are people here convinced theres some big conspiracy

[belligerentwarrior]

Freya Yun aren't there always?
Freya Yun something special about these guys?

[me_matey]

May Sfondi hell if i know i try not to think bout it

[belligerentwarrior]

Freya Yun nothing new there.

[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen don't worry, i'm sure it'll get worse soon enough

[At least, if last month was anything to judge by...]

[belligerentwarrior]

Freya Yun yeah, hence the "yet" following "siri"
Freya Yun though it's set a pretty low bar. i'll almost be impressed if it sinks lower.

[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen so far this app's taken "poor customer satisfaction" as a challenge
Dante Rantanen they've got a building down in tisse and if you go in it's completely empty
Dante Rantanen some furniture, a potted plant, but no people, no doors that can be opened
Dante Rantanen hell, even the elevator panel was fake

[belligerentwarrior]

Freya Yun sounds like a lot of effort to go through for a front. i don't want to sound like one of the tin hats, but there's got to be more to it than that.

[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen you don't sound like a tin hat
Dante Rantanen a lot of us feel the same way
Dante Rantanen but there's a lot of evidence pointing that way too
Dante Rantanen first this app installs itself on our phones
Dante Rantanen then at founder's day we find out that horses are completely gone
Dante Rantanen you remember horses, right? a lot different than chocobos but somehow they got completely replaced and nobody except those of us with the app remembered horses at all
Dante Rantanen who knows how that worked
Dante Rantanen and then a little bit after that we realized that we're all starting to get these weird... almost memories
Dante Rantanen things that can't be real but feel too legit not to be
Dante Rantanen and it's happened to too many of us to be a fluke
Dante Rantanen something's going on with this app and we're all being kept in the dark

[belligerentwarrior]

Freya Yun yeah i remember horses. you're not the first to ask.
Freya Yun not the first one to mention the "memories" either.
Freya Yun so it started after you got the app, huh? how long'd it take you?

[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen good that makes it easier
Dante Rantanen i got my first one around the middle of february
Dante Rantanen but there were some people who started getting them back around founder's day
Dante Rantanen i guess i managed to avoid it at first
Dante Rantanen kinda wish it'd stayed that way

[belligerentwarrior]

Freya Yun what kind of things are you seeing?
Freya Yun last guy that mentioned these to me told me more than i wante dto know about some clown he slept with.
Freya Yun any idea what caused it?

[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen that depends honestly
Dante Rantanen all of mine have had some sort of a "trigger" i can point to
Dante Rantanen something similar that happened to me to cause it
Dante Rantanen my law prof was talking about monsters he'd remembered and i remembered a few too. different ones than he was talking about, i think, but similar enough
Dante Rantanen i was talking to someone else from the network last month when the yarn ball exploded everywhere and i said something about how we'd never learn anything about the people running this network if we didn't get out there and find out for ourselves
Dante Rantanen a few days later i remember having a conversation on an island where i said almost the same thing word-for-word
Dante Rantanen thankfully i'm pretty sure i never slept with any clowns, so you luck out there

[belligerentwarrior]

Freya Yun you've got no idea how relieved i am about the clown part.
Freya Yun for a little while i was afraid they'd be universal.
Freya Yun monsters, huh? now that sounds interesting. mind telling?