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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last ̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙c̶̛̛̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝ need. You are one of the few ̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙c̶̛̛̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝ We encourage you to explore our many options. Our HR staff ̡̨̨̨̡̧̹͉̹͉̞̪̮͙͉̟͔͉͎͎̤̹͙͉̟̱̠̻͚͎͔͉̤͚͇̳̘̭̩͇͕͔͜ͅị̷̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̛̛̹͈̙̹̼̼̱̱͓͓̱͎͚̝͚̥͕̻͇͎̖̘̪̭̼̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙̾̄̃̒̾̎͆͆̈́̑͊̋͌̀̑̌̆̽͌͑͆̽͛̀̀͋̔͊̃̾̾̃̂͆̀̍̽̏̀̃̚͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅç̶̨̨̨̛̛̼͈͖͔̼̖̙͕͍̟͇̤̩̳͇̳̰̤͓̳̱͍̻̖̼̩͉̜͎̹͖̺̯̣͔̗̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀́̋̽̿͑̽͑̋͗͋͌͗͗̅̒̐͒͆̒̎͒͋̀͋̾͛͌̽̒̉̽̌̈̉̀͋͐̆̽̅̉̐͆͑̓̑͛͋̀̓͋̒͌͒͌͒̈́̔̽͒̚͘͘̚̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͝e̷̒͑̄͒͂̑̆̂̈́̕new features. If ̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙͜ͅ one new feature for Retrospec™, ̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙͜ͅe winning ̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙͜ͅprize. ̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙c̶̛̛̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝remember? ̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙c̶̛̛̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝ ̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙͜ͅ Users, for your continued patronage! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. Upon opening this entry at all, characters will find themselves spammed with notifications and strange glitched texts until they make some sort of suggestion for a new application feature on the Retrospec app. This can range from a personalized friends list to a watermelon image gallery to a watergun charging station. It doesn't have to make sense or be useful - it just has to be a suggestion, at which point the application will return to normal.

Comments

[me_matey]

i warned u bout them redtubes boy

[tarotcards]

r͕͙͙e̪̗̻͖̣̲͔d͔͍͇͚̻̭͓t̼̀u͏̟̣b̪̼͎͉̭͉͉e̛̤̫̟̯̳̩ ̡̠͇͖̰s͇ų̺͎̝̜c͔̘̩k̴̖̱e̢̱͓d͞ ̵̣m̷y͙͚̩ ̕s͔̯̻͚̜̠̱o͏̺̖u̱͔̰̖̟͢l̝̹̹͔ ̼͇̼͟a̬̞̰̱̱͘w̴̺̟̟̮͖̫a̮y̻̻̠̫͕͎͞
̯̱͕͈̰̩͢ͅ
͏͎̥̠d̶͉̤o҉̤͇̳̻͕n̯͜'̷̤t̵͖ sp̖̠̬̘̥r̼̝̥͔̩̀e̹̤̺̦̹͕̰͡a͙̥͢d̟̘̟ ̸͖͖̭̤̳̖t̵͚͇̝̟h҉̥͈e̵͉̖̜̹ ̦̙ṋ̡̥̺͚̗͉e͚w͕͚͍̘̪̣ś

[me_matey]

redtube succd u, tell everyone, got it

[tarotcards]

n̜̘̕o̵̳̱͇̩ͅ!̸̤̝̻̲͈̲̯
͈̖̖͈̯
҉̞̲th̫e ̯͇̩ó͈͚͙̦̲ṕ̜͕p̱̳̣̦̭͘o̹͖̹͖̫̤͢ș̟ͅi̪t̙̖͢e̤̰͇̭̳͢!҉̱̪͎̪̙̲̱

[me_matey]

u can count on me buddy

[tarotcards]

w͎͎̗͕͈̯h̳̱y̱̜͈̳͔ ̥͍͔̹̭m̞̖͖u̖s̬͖̺̼̩̦͝t̗̺͓̜͡ͅ y̼̞̮͎ͅo͕̜͉͇̦͉ư̠̰͎ ̦͜d̟̳̝ͅͅo̤͠ ͢t̩̻̼͕͔̩h͈̟̱͇̱͕i͎̝̻̩̭̻s̠̳̖͔͖ ̼̻͇̙̱̯̱͟t͓͔͙o̱͕͓̖ͅ ̺̣͍̗͔͘m̟̯͚̭̩̰e҉̥̼̮

[me_matey]

just what friends r 4 homeboi

[tarotcards]

c̺a̶̪̺n̷̟͉̥̻̠ ͘i̤͡ ̧̬̹̳get͈ ̺̼̭͖̰̙̥a̴ ̺͓͔̻̙̠͢r̷̫ͅe̷̤̭̖̠f̼u͎̝̹̘̼ǹ͎̰̜̠̞͉̪d͓̝̲̺͓̱ ̤͚̯͓̖͕ͅo̭̬̻̳̹n͖̪̩͍ ̢͕͍̻͔t̛h̸̖i͜s̸̫̘̙̳̯ ̘͖̼̹̭fri̡͓e҉n͎̘ḍ̘̞͚̙̞s̨̥̖̱̻͈̰͓h̦íp̪̠̝͓̹͜

[me_matey]

sry homeboi ur breakn up, cant make out what that says

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