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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last ̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙c̶̛̛̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝ need. You are one of the few ̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙c̶̛̛̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝ We encourage you to explore our many options. Our HR staff ̡̨̨̨̡̧̹͉̹͉̞̪̮͙͉̟͔͉͎͎̤̹͙͉̟̱̠̻͚͎͔͉̤͚͇̳̘̭̩͇͕͔͜ͅị̷̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̛̛̹͈̙̹̼̼̱̱͓͓̱͎͚̝͚̥͕̻͇͎̖̘̪̭̼̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙̾̄̃̒̾̎͆͆̈́̑͊̋͌̀̑̌̆̽͌͑͆̽͛̀̀͋̔͊̃̾̾̃̂͆̀̍̽̏̀̃̚͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅç̶̨̨̨̛̛̼͈͖͔̼̖̙͕͍̟͇̤̩̳͇̳̰̤͓̳̱͍̻̖̼̩͉̜͎̹͖̺̯̣͔̗̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀́̋̽̿͑̽͑̋͗͋͌͗͗̅̒̐͒͆̒̎͒͋̀͋̾͛͌̽̒̉̽̌̈̉̀͋͐̆̽̅̉̐͆͑̓̑͛͋̀̓͋̒͌͒͌͒̈́̔̽͒̚͘͘̚̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͝e̷̒͑̄͒͂̑̆̂̈́̕new features. If ̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙͜ͅ one new feature for Retrospec™, ̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙͜ͅe winning ̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙͜ͅprize. ̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙c̶̛̛̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝remember? ̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙c̶̛̛̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝ ̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙͜ͅ Users, for your continued patronage! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. Upon opening this entry at all, characters will find themselves spammed with notifications and strange glitched texts until they make some sort of suggestion for a new application feature on the Retrospec app. This can range from a personalized friends list to a watermelon image gallery to a watergun charging station. It doesn't have to make sense or be useful - it just has to be a suggestion, at which point the application will return to normal.

Comments

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto WHAT A CUTE PUP

[Priorities.]

[sparsity]

[ admirable ones tbh ]

Micah Tsukuyomi oh, hey
Micah Tsukuyomi thanks his name is hush

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto WHAT A CUTE NAME

[Is it really. Or is she just going to say everything about the dog is cute. She is.]

Maya Aimoto But, ah - there sure are a lot of new people on this.
Maya Aimoto Did you just have the app show up???

[sparsity]

Micah Tsukuyomi it's because he's loud

[ NO LIES DETECTED NOW OR IN THE FUTURE ]

Micah Tsukuyomi that's right
Micah Tsukuyomi it wouldn't shut up until i did what it asked
Micah Tsukuyomi now it's ok but still weird
Micah Tsukuyomi did it to that to you too?

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto that's adorable

[So yeah, that's her.]

Maya Aimoto It did just do that to me, yeah!
Maya Aimoto But I've also had it on there since before February...! It only started working the beginning of last month, though!

[sparsity]

Micah Tsukuyomi i'll tell him
Micah Tsukuyomi another feb person huh

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto Yeah, and some real weird stuff happened then!
Maya Aimoto ...
Maya Aimoto DO YOU KNOW WHAT A HORSE IS

[sparsity]

[ Maya... ]

Micah Tsukuyomi yeah i do
Micah Tsukuyomi they all turned into chickens

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto Okay, just
Maya Aimoto checking
Maya Aimoto With new people appearing on here, I wanted to make sure we were on the same page!
Maya Aimoto Things only get weirder from there.

[sparsity]

Micah Tsukuyomi i'm not sure that it helps but
Micah Tsukuyomi i think i only just recently remembered anything about them

[ Micah that is the opposite of helping, probably. ]

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto But that means you only just got this thing, right?
Maya Aimoto So, people who didn't have it before, once they get it, remember things!
Maya Aimoto That's ... actually kind of weirdly helpful!

[sparsity]

Micah Tsukuyomi it seems like it
Micah Tsukuyomi giant chickens weren't that weird
Micah Tsukuyomi then suddenly they were
Micah Tsukuyomi that was the only really obvious weird thing though

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto Yeah, that's... been the biggest thing.
Maya Aimoto At first at least, in the open.
Maya Aimoto Retrospec passed out these funky mood necklaces at the parade, right? If you tried to throw them away, they just ... found their way back to you!
Maya Aimoto And they have an office building that was apparently COMPLETELY EMPTY.

[sparsity]

Micah Tsukuyomi i heard about the office building
Micah Tsukuyomi i wonder what the farthest anyone's made it in there has been

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto From what I remember hearing, there just
Maya Aimoto There wasn't anywhere to go.

[sparsity]

Micah Tsukuyomi yeah?
Micah Tsukuyomi that's weird
Micah Tsukuyomi why have a building at all

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto Why have ANY of this at all, in the first place.
Maya Aimoto That's why it's a mystery!
Maya Aimoto Not just that!
Maya Aimoto An ULTRA SUPER SECRET mystery because no one will believe anything we say about it...!

[sparsity]

Micah Tsukuyomi so we're on our own to figure it out, huh

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto Preeeeetty much.
Maya Aimoto That's not exactly gone far, at this point.

[sparsity]

Micah Tsukuyomi as long as there's no time limit to figuring it out

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto That probably depends on how much faster even stranger things show up
Maya Aimoto For instance, I got this flash of remembering brightly colored floating little animals.
Maya Aimoto And so did three other girls!
Maya Aimoto I know that makes it sound like I'm going crazy but it was the exact same thing for all of us!

[sparsity]

Micah Tsukuyomi you remembered something you haven't seen before?
Micah Tsukuyomi someone mentioned hallucinations to me
Micah Tsukuyomi not that it was like remembering something

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto I'd say it feels different from a hallucination, but I guess your mileage may vary.
Maya Aimoto It feels like
Maya Aimoto something I SHOULD have known, something that feels natural and yet unnatural at the same time
Maya Aimoto It's hard to really pin down, but it FEELS like a memory... if a memory could have a feeling, I guess...