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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last ̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙c̶̛̛̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝ need. You are one of the few ̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙c̶̛̛̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝ We encourage you to explore our many options. Our HR staff ̡̨̨̨̡̧̹͉̹͉̞̪̮͙͉̟͔͉͎͎̤̹͙͉̟̱̠̻͚͎͔͉̤͚͇̳̘̭̩͇͕͔͜ͅị̷̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̛̛̹͈̙̹̼̼̱̱͓͓̱͎͚̝͚̥͕̻͇͎̖̘̪̭̼̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙̾̄̃̒̾̎͆͆̈́̑͊̋͌̀̑̌̆̽͌͑͆̽͛̀̀͋̔͊̃̾̾̃̂͆̀̍̽̏̀̃̚͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅç̶̨̨̨̛̛̼͈͖͔̼̖̙͕͍̟͇̤̩̳͇̳̰̤͓̳̱͍̻̖̼̩͉̜͎̹͖̺̯̣͔̗̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀́̋̽̿͑̽͑̋͗͋͌͗͗̅̒̐͒͆̒̎͒͋̀͋̾͛͌̽̒̉̽̌̈̉̀͋͐̆̽̅̉̐͆͑̓̑͛͋̀̓͋̒͌͒͌͒̈́̔̽͒̚͘͘̚̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͝e̷̒͑̄͒͂̑̆̂̈́̕new features. If ̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙͜ͅ one new feature for Retrospec™, ̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙͜ͅe winning ̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙͜ͅprize. ̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙c̶̛̛̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝remember? ̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙c̶̛̛̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝ ̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙͜ͅ Users, for your continued patronage! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. Upon opening this entry at all, characters will find themselves spammed with notifications and strange glitched texts until they make some sort of suggestion for a new application feature on the Retrospec app. This can range from a personalized friends list to a watermelon image gallery to a watergun charging station. It doesn't have to make sense or be useful - it just has to be a suggestion, at which point the application will return to normal.

Comments

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto What's wrong with it though???

[5kotai]

Koukichi Ashikaga Nothing really! I just didn't know I'd be stuck with it as my face while using the app.

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto Embrace it.
Maya Aimoto Own it.

[5kotai]

Koukichi Ashikaga Roar! Fear me and my roundness?

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto ALRIGHT! That's the way!
Maya Aimoto Accept what you are, let everyone know about your roundness!

[...um. Maya?]

Maya Aimoto Wait, no, that sounded better in my head...

[5kotai]

Koukichi Ashikaga It's okay!
Koukichi Ashikaga That's really cute, like something from a comic.

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto Cute is good!
Maya Aimoto Everyone likes cute things, even if they try to say they don't!
Maya Aimoto Therefor your first impressions can only be good.

[..this makes sense in her head, but her head makes no sense.]

[5kotai]

[ It's okay Mana, it doesn't have to be sensible, he's a whimsical kid. ]

Koukichi Ashikaga Now that you mention it, yeah!
Koukichi Ashikaga Serious people can love cute things and then they're cute too.

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto That's the spirit!
Maya Aimoto Someone confident in themselves should be able to embrace cute things too!

[5kotai]

Koukichi Ashikaga I wish I was more confident...
Koukichi Ashikaga It's just easy to chat a little on this app.

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto Confidence can be super hard sometimes.
Maya Aimoto But as long as you're aiming for something you feel good about, that can help with that!
Maya Aimoto It is easy to chat on here, though! I am kind of glad for that, even if everything else is ... weird...

[5kotai]

Koukichi Ashikaga Hehe, I'm glad that everyone can agree on the weird part. Hopefully it'll go back to being a normal chat app.
Koukichi Ashikaga Or something... close?

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto Something ... close would be nice.
Maya Aimoto But at least it's just being super annoying now.

[Said before it goes blabbing her secrets or literally shocking her, LITERALLY ATTACKING HER but those are problems for Future Maya.]

Maya Aimoto It IS kind of nice the times it's not freaking me out.

[5kotai]

[ Stay strong, future Maya...! ]

Koukichi Ashikaga When people aren't complaining, I hear it described as... "Ambitious"?
Koukichi Ashikaga It makes it different, for sure. But maybe too ambitious.

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto "Ambitious." Hm.
Maya Aimoto Yeah, I guess that works, but- yeah. It's a bit much, sometimes.
Maya Aimoto Still... I've made some good friends through it!
Maya Aimoto So it's not all bad.

[5kotai]

Koukichi Ashikaga Bugs aside, it really is a good friend-making app.
Koukichi Ashikaga By the way, thanks for the encouragement!
Koukichi Ashikaga Um, could we be friends?

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto SURE!
Maya Aimoto No reason why not, right?
Maya Aimoto After all, we're all in the same town so there's no reason to not get to know people better! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

Maya Aimoto Everyone working together will be the best way to figure out what's going on, too.

[5kotai]

Koukichi Ashikaga Yes!
Koukichi Ashikaga Thank you so much. This was fun.
Koukichi Ashikaga (^..^ )ﾉ meow?

[strongestheart]

Maya Aimoto Any time!
Maya Aimoto This thing is such a weird experience, if I do any good I can't really complain.