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[recollecters]

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Comments

[strongestheart]

[Maya is going to going to actually try and be helpful and constructive even though she knows better.]

We should have content tags! Like - some people might care about video games, some might not. We should be able to filter things to some extent! That way, people don't have to wade through things they don't care about.

[You know, like every other social media platform ever.]

Also: more emojis.

[...sigh.]

[clear_eyes]

That's actually a pretty good suggestion. It'd help us organize information and keep track of events more easily.

But we don't need more emojis. Neither does the world.

[strongestheart]

＼\ ٩( ᐛ )و /／

No.

More.

[clear_eyes]

No. You will grow far too terrifying with more of them.

[strongestheart]

♡〜٩(^▿^)۶〜♡

My rule will be long and great.

[clear_eyes]

(_　_|||)

You've forced me to use them against you.

[strongestheart]

ﾟ･✿ヾ╲(｡◕‿◕｡)╱✿･ﾟ

I am not so easily defeated.

[swordere]

More emojis might be too much power.

[strongestheart]

No such thing.

☆*✲ﾟ*｡(((´♡‿♡`+)))｡*ﾟ✲*☆

[swordere]

😐

😑

[Melody did you just express a sigh through emojis you hypocrite.]

Already you're going mad with power, I see.

[strongestheart]

Σ(ノ°▽°)ノ

AND IMAGINE THE POWER I'D HAVE IF MORE THINGS WERE WORKED IN

[swordere]

I don't want to imagine. That's the darkest timeline.

[strongestheart]

I, for one, would welcome this timeline compared to the one we're in

[beastenderblood]

What kind of emojis

There's some pretty garbage ones

[The real priorities]

[strongestheart]

Fun, cool, imaginative ones!

No poop ones.

[beastenderblood]

You've already lost me

[strongestheart]

I mean, there's already one poop ones.

How many different ways do you need to represent poop.

[beastenderblood]

38

[oceanicbutterfly]

Surely we could at least have a NSFW tag. I haven't seen anything *yet* but this is the Internet.

[strongestheart]

Well. There's something I hadn't considered and don't especially want to given everyone on this thing seems to be in town.

[mikodere]

I think the content tags is a great idea. People can block things out or check out things they are interested in
Agreed on more emojis as well
I feel like I haven't been able to emote properly

[strongestheart]

Right? It's just long strings of disorganized conversation right now!

Assuming they're actually serious and not just trying to get over on us, of course. But... hey. Benefit of the doubt.

[Mind you. She has... lots of doubt. But it SOUNDS nice.]

But good, I'm glad someone is agreed with me on that last part! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

[mikodere]

Yeah for reals! There's no organization or anything.
But yeah, if they really want to seem like a good company then they need to at least make it less of a mess than... whatever the heck this is.

[He does too and even though they were told to suggest things, he wasn't sure if things were actually going to change.]

You can never have too many emoticons after all!! （＾ｖ＾）

[strongestheart]

"want to seem like a good company" is the thing that worries me, more than anything. Them and their empty office building.

[But let's focus on what's important:]

☆*･゜ﾟ･*(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆ SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME

[mikodere]

wait their office building is empty?

[HOLY SHIT. He's been so busy he hadn't even thought about checking out the building.]

＼(≧▽≦)／ Yeah!!! Nothing says fun like emoticons after all