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Comments

[thirtybits]

Judah Behar THEY'RE TOO CUTE
Judah Behar I'm not saying you SHOULD but if you come back with a dog I'm not going to be angry

[meshiakh]

Joshua Josephs REALLY?!
Joshua Josephs Really really???
Joshua Josephs OKAY

[ An hour later... ]

JUDAH!!!

16:01

LOOK

16:01

16:02

He's sooo cute!

16:02

What should we name him?

16:03

Did I do a good job? (｀・ω・´)ｷﾘｯ

16:03

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[thirtybits]

oh no

16:34

NO HE'S SOFT how did you find one so flat, amazing

16:34

[meshiakh]

ISN'T HE???

16:35

Ok tell me what do you like better

16:36

Mochi, Chunky, Cookie, Souffle, Bun

16:36

[ Don't make him decide the names, Judah... ]

[thirtybits]

they're all food

16:37

then again he looks like a bowl of pudding

16:37

Goliath lol

16:39

Ronald

16:39

don't look at me for anything useful

16:39

[meshiakh]

GOLIATH

16:41

I LIKE GOLIATH

16:41

And you're right, he does look like a pudding

16:41

How about

16:45

Golpud since Goliath and pudding

16:45

Cute as pudding, strong as Goliath!!!

16:45

Mochi Golpud

16:45

Ronald McGolpud

16:45

Ronald McGolding

16:46

[ Stop him... ]

[thirtybits]

Is he a Scottish Jew now?

16:46

[meshiakh]

Oh! Is he? I'm not sure...

16:47

How do you check?

16:47

You can tell from the picture?!

16:47

[thirtybits]

what

16:50

No??? He's a dog he doesn't have a nationality or religion

16:50

[meshiakh]

HUH?!

16:51

But

16:51

But what about Scottish Terrier?

16:51

Or Scottish Deerhound?

16:51

Siberian Husky???

16:52

[thirtybits]

Those don't necessarily mean anything! I assume the breed probably originated in those places most of the time, but not always

16:53

Anyway that's pretty different from nationality and religion, it was just a dumb joke!

16:53

[meshiakh]

So that's what it is! Then I guess it's more like a race, then?

16:53

I'll ask around for the name!! Maybe they can help us decide!

16:53

Also what do you want to eat? I'll cook dinner tonight!

16:53

16:54

[ Red alert..... ]

[thirtybits]

you really don't have to do that..........

16:57

[Why does he feel a sense of impending doom?]

[meshiakh]

Don't be shy, Judah!!

16:58

I'll cook whatever you want!!

16:58

You must be tired from work!

16:58

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