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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[godcards]

I assure you, the proposal is the least messed up part about this, JADE.

[rhapsodeity]

the proposal is still fucked up, MALIK
proposing to someone in PUBLIC puts a lot of STRESS on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can type in capitals too see >:\
poor janet!
janet if you can see this it is ok to say no in these instances if that is not where your heart is!!!!!!

[godcards]

JADE
THE FRUIT WITH FACES IS WORSE THAT THIS PROPOSAL. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OTHER TWO STUPID PEOPLE. THEY ARE SOMEHOW INVOLVED IN THIS, AS ARE YOU, AND YOU'RE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THEIR IRRELEVANT LOVE LIFE?

[rhapsodeity]

DO NOT YELL AT ME DICK BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they are normal fucking fruit you can still eat them!!!!!!




if the fruit came from me
where did the chocobos come from

[godcards]

IT SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY WAY TO GET YOU TO UNDERSTAND.
NO. THEY ARE NOT NORMAL. NORMAL FRUIT DOES NOT HAVE A FACE, THEY DON'T BOUNCE AROUND, AND THEY CERTAINLY DON'T SHOW EMOTION. WHAT PART OF THIS IS NORMAL?


I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE CHOCOBOS. DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

[rhapsodeity]

the part where they taste like normal fruit!!!!!!!!
you are being a massive baby!

the chocobos are related!!!

[godcards]

EXCUSE YOU, I am NOT being a massive baby. Look at the replies! You're the only one trying to pretend this is okay.

No, they are not. I don't eat chocobos. I don't see chocobos in my daily life.

[rhapsodeity]

the part where they changed everything is pretty creepy but after an entire network post of people calling me crazy i am kind of fucking tired, malik!!!!!!!

of course you dont eat them genius
i mean the part where they swapped out horses for chocobos

[godcards]

You brought that on yourself by making that post. You have no one to blame but yourself. Being a bitch to me won't change that.

It still doesn't affect me. I told you to not change the subject. I don't care about this.

[ or u kno he's being difficult but what else is new ]

[rhapsodeity]

i would rather be a bitch than a big fat baby!
you are baiting me arrrrrghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no look
they changed the horses and now they changed the fruit!

[godcards]

I am not. You're being unreasonable and calling me names.

Were the horses your fault too? Are you trying to admit you are the cause of these happenings? I have to admit, I didn't think you were that kind of person. The fruit were enough on their own, but...

[ :) ]

[rhapsodeity]

i am calling you names because you deserve them

woooooow
ok genius tell me how exactly i would have swapped out horses and fruit before everyone noticed?

[godcards]

Shut up, Jade. No I don't.

It's not that you alone manually changed all the fruit and horses, but influenced the decision to. I don't know how you would have done it, but you clearly had a connection with the fruit before they all changed... and you seem pretty stuck on the horse thing. Do you feel guilty? Is that why you can't let it go? Just because I don't know what you get up to all the time doesn't mean you couldn't have been responsible, however indirectly.