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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[beastenderblood]

Yeah okay this is MUCH creepier than the birds

[everythingisred]

Aleksi Lehtonen Isn't 9am too early. I haven't even started drinking yet. Apparently I'm behind.

[chiseler]

anybody wanna bet janet says no after this...?

[sharplydressed]

okay but we were asking for less weird things, LESS. this is going in the complete opposite direction??

what are we even supposed to do with these things omg

[sharplydressed]

she should say no tbh, this guy is obviously 100% a chump (`A´)

[parodeity]

well id say yes to that proposal
but
what the FUCK happened to my iphone logo
and my aj
@dirk i understand the horse thing now

[darkinferno]

how much time do you have on your hands to have sat down and made this shouldn't r&d be doing something more... research or development-oriented

and i'm not talking about developing your proposal plans

i'd say i can't believe you wasted our time for a shitty marriage proposal but with this network it's not surprising at all

[parodeity]

id say yes tbh

[true_noir]

[There is an image uploaded of Chloe in a cloak, hair purple and that cloak serving perfectly for the purposes of the requirement. She might have gotten a small shock first, but she was now posting.

She was also a little frantic, though it wasn't obvious from the fact that it was text.]

Jim? Danny? This is you that is responsible for this? Whoever is responsible, or whoever knows something, why am I in my home, staring at an orange that is smiling and laughing at me?

It has been the very long day at work. I wish to eat something and rest from this insanity. Why is my fruit dancing for me?

[trueend]

Frisk E. Business why
Frisk E. Business i dont want to be a fruit cannibal

[darkinferno]

that's a fool's bet

[heiroglyphs]

Ew, what?
I don't own anything green.
No one tells me what to wear.
And what the fuck is with these fruit?!

[magcat]

Charlotte Sakata oh, the fruit... are adorable! they look so happy
Charlotte Sakata but it makes me not want to eat them :(

[bold_in_deed]

fuck you. i hope she says no. and she damn well should after that shit fest of a video

[doublesmall]

I'm leaning more towards whoever made this being high as fuck. alcohol alone isn't enough for this.

[commandertoolbelt]

okay so i guess the crazy is contagious because i'm pretty sure the apples mom got a few days ago are having a rave in the kitchen

[chiseler]

right??? thank you for having tastes I guess
on the other hand gotta give the guy credit for dedication

[swordere]

Just when I thought things couldn't get creepier. Fruit salad has never been more horrifying...

[chiseler]

please don't give jade any ideas....

[chiseler]

at this point what do you have to lose?

[parodeity]

i like this dude better than whoever has been writing the other posts
at least this one has a terrible visual aid?

[longwei2go]

lets ignore
for two seconds
what happened to the fruit i just had to throw away

and focus on the fact

you fucked with the wrong queen song

[openhanded]

i just screamed so loud the neighbor called over to make sure I wasn't a lady getting murdered

I'm never eating apples again

[twelfthspark]

There's six minutes of my life and five bucks worth of oranges I'll never get back.

[There's also a selfie! Her hand not holding the camera is flipping off an alarmingly cheerful orange.]

[doublesmall]

I hope so, especially since someone's apparently not doing their damn job right.