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Username: BlakKat
BlakKat It could have been a great deal worse, and we know it.
BlakKat But maybe we can choose our own next time?
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blakkat really isnt too bad though!
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i am not so sure i want to ask buuuuut
what did you find in your undies drawer.......
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And clearly not a utensil to go with my fork. That has been brought up already. It is more the sort that you throw at things. Very light and thin. I am just as upset by where I found it as I am the fact that I found it.
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i think in the future you should tell me things pertaining to your undergarments in private just because i dont want anyone invading your dignity but i kind of understand why you just HAD to talk about it now
that is a very serious privacy invasion and it seems as though they are mocking you by placing a weapon in your intimates drawer
you dont have any recollection of it?
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If I were the sort of paranoid person who expected an attack, hiding a knife somewhere someone didn't expect would be good. It... kind of felt like it was there for that reason, though it still feels like they're getting really into my life.
Changing locks sounds better and better.
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it is just rude to leave a weapon in a ladys undies drawer!
did your locks look like they were messed with in some way?
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And no, they never do, and the fact that I have a deadbolt that locks only on the inside makes it that much more worrisome. I do not know how they could get inside, but it seems that they do.
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that you left it there for yourself
hmmm
im sure there are ways to get past that...
oh! sorry !!
i hope thats not scary to say......
but if someone wants to break in i think they will find a way :\
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It isn't frightening, no. It is simply more difficult, which means that they're dedicated to this nonsense.
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do you think its yours or is it just...a thing?
well they say getting to know your enemy is a one way ticket to figuring out how to beat them!
dissecting their motives like that is one way to accomplish that :p
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After all, this dedicated, they must want something. I can't believe it's entirely random.
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when i got those fruits i just kind of knew they were mine? :\
and i know when karkat got his sickle he knew it was his too
he said it was like finding a sweater you did not remember losing in the lost and found
is it like that for you?
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But yes, I do believe that I understand what you are getting at. I just worry that the entire situation is contrived, even our memories of the items. That is the problem.