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retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm
recollecters) wrote in retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm
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BlakKat It does not actually work, I am fairly certain, for one.
BlakKat The futility makes it worse in that sense.
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Barkson Pawd Up until the cops come to drag your butt away.
Barkson Pawd Not too shabby.
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BlakKat It was normal the next time I visited, so the futility is profound.
BlakKat Making the momentary satisfaction no better than a punching bag.
BlakKat Ridiculous, really.
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Barkson Pawd Live a little.
Barkson Pawd Enjoy all the punching bags life has to offer.
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BlakKat But I find their facilities definitely put a damper on the fun of it all.
BlakKat I prefer regular punching bags, anyway.
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Barkson Pawd Though FYI: I'm joking. I enjoy NOT getting arrested for arson, thank you.
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BlakKat These texts, always bad at sharing our emotions, ne?
BlakKat But yes, let us plot elaborate plans for vengeance and avoid prison time
BlakKat A good combination.
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Barkson Pawd I'd like to meet a judge that would convict me for this.
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BlakKat I suspect that a judge might not know what happened and throw the case out.
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BlakKat We don't have nearly enough, so we might as well appreciate those we have.
BlakKat Now, to figure out how best to abuse it.
BlakKat Without wrecking a city block that is.
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Barkson Pawd Seems like collateral damage is the norm when taking down evil empires.
Barkson Pawd Or in this case, a really poopy social media app.
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BlakKat There's plenty of people who have nothing to do with this.
BlakKat But until we actually strike, i think this is all a bit academic.
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Barkson Pawd May as well settle for thinking ourselves into a tizzy until someone figures something out.