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Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent. This post is an overflow from the original post here. Feel free to either carry over threads from there or create entirely new ones.

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mafuyu

[disaccordant]

[From here:]

How about this: I'm definitely not having secret handshakes or meetings behind your back

Can't speak for anyone else though

[buncho]

in front of me then!! we should make secret handshakes and meetings ourselves, i want to do that! itll be fun!

[disaccordant]

What
No

[buncho]

why? come on its like sneaking around at night and hiding things in our jackets and dodging the police and everything, remember that?

[disaccordant]

You mean all the things I'm trying not to do now?

[buncho]

exactly!!!!! isnt it boring? im helping you out here come have fun with me again i miss you not being boring

[disaccordant]

Why does everyone keep calling me that?
And what would we even do at secret meetings

[buncho]

bc your boring
and well do secret stuff like.......... you know. stuff. you should know more than me, ive never been to one

[disaccordant]

And yet you still talk to me
I've never been to one either

[buncho]

cuz you didnt used to be boring! you can still be saved i beleive in you!!
anyways we can figure it out-- anything we do in a secret meeting will be secret so really we can do whatever we want and itll count

[disaccordant]

Doesn't this undermine the entire point of a secret meeting if nothing we do matters

[buncho]

no bc its secret so no one can judge us and say that it doesnt matter. thats great right? we can do whatever we want and no one can say anything thats what makes secret meetings beautiful

[disaccordant]

Isn't that just called hanging out in private?

[buncho]

...............maybe but look it doesnt matter what its called lets just hang out

[disaccordant]

As long as your cousin doesn't get the wrong idea

[buncho]

lmao what, are you scared of yaboku?

[disaccordant]

No, I'm just not looking forward to a barrage of questions
He's already a little too curious about your love life

[buncho]

ughhhhhhhh theres no love life so next time he asks about it just tell him he cant talk unless hes got something to say about his own love life