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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent. This post is an overflow from the original post here. Feel free to either carry over threads from there or create entirely new ones.

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john

[godcards]

Are you being sarcastic? Is that sarcasm?

[vitis]

not in the least bit sarcastic
:)

[ okay, it's like, 40% sarcasm. ]

sorry that you'd immediately think that, though!
that sucks

[godcards]

I find that hard to believe. Your attitude is offputting.

[vitis]

pretty rough trying to tell from text, right?

[godcards]

That is exactly it. Unless you're one of those easy going types... but that's a common facade people put up while on the internet.

[vitis]

huh
people put up an easygoing facade on the internet? why

[godcards]

To be deceptive. Because they enjoy it? There's plenty of reasons.

[vitis]

oh
nah i'm pretty genuine with that, but i guess everyone would say the same

anyway, i'm john if you wanna hold me to it :) as retrospec has told you already
nice to meet you

[godcards]

Malik.

I suppose I will hold you to it, John... I don't like it when people lie to me.

[vitis]

malik
sorry when i don't pronounce that right :( [ when your ancient names gets a butchered southern twist ]

that's all right, reckon a lotta people don't

[godcards]

It's easier than it looks, I assure you.

I figured a warning was only fair. Though I'm normally not this nice, either.

[vitis]

much obliged for the warning then
ohhh. what, you usually put a hit out on folks that lie bout their easygoingness, or something?

[godcards]

Something like that.

[ except no, not really... ]

[vitis]

[ wow is he being lied to here? how the tables have turned ]

damnnn
gotta admit i'm impressed with that honesty, what with this being public n all
or should i call that out as a bluff

[godcards]

I'll let you decide.

:)

[vitis]

:D?
looks like i'll be erring on the side of caution
it's all a good exercise in sincerity anyway