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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent. This post is an overflow from the original post here. Feel free to either carry over threads from there or create entirely new ones.

Comments

[secare]

you're kind of useless for someone who's had it this long
who is this tim dude

no you fucking don't
don't lie on the network

[gnasher]

a guy in one of my classes who's into tech. you want to talk to him?

is it that you don't recognise hard work, huh? what did you do with your spring, huh? finally start puberty?

[secare]

obviously

yea yea yea bet you check this thing constantly
upload selfies
cry for attention like a teenage girl

i always hoped you'd grow outta it
time to put away childish things rin

[gnasher]

go crazy.

what's with all that? calm down, yuki-chan.

[secare]

thanks for that much at least

you don't deny it
if you really want pinup shots
i might consider helping you
if you beg

[gnasher]

you're welcome.

that's the creepiest shit you've ever sent me. or at least in the top 5.

[secare]

i'll aim for creepier next time

ne, rin-oniichan?

i don't like trash models for my shots anyway

[gnasher]

shut up, gross.

got it. i guess i should ask somebody else to take the shots for our recruitment posters.

[secare]

(*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

only if you want them to be shitty
if you want quality you'd ask me

[gnasher]

emotes, seriously? who's a teenage girl now?

proof, i need proof of this mastery.

[secare]

you said sunday, right?

you'll see it then.

[gnasher]

acceptable.

are you covering prom, too? bet you could make some change.

[secare]

nah
just helping out

my parents are chaperoning that shit tho
guess they wanna relive their highschool days or something gross like that

[gnasher]

no date...?

no comment.

[secare]

mmm
i have a date

and a saved dance for someone

you should have a comment
dad misses you

[gnasher]

yeah? smooth. who's your date, and who's your dance?

i'm avoiding calling your parents gross. how's uncle ichirou?

[secare]

not telling you here
you said all this shit is public

you should
because it's fucking true

he's alright
he seems to like it here

private

[gnasher]

how's this? now it's you, me, and big brother.

it's not a bad place to live. but you'd think he'd have his hands too full of your shit to think about me.

private

[secare]

there's this thing called texting
it's pretty new
so old people probably don't know about yet
unless you don't have my number

that's a whole different problem

it's alright. nice to get to actually spend time with chiyo. in person.
nah. i got here first so i've been living with my aunt. haven't bothered to move in with them, but they keep each other busy.

Re: private

[gnasher]

i'm 17, you brat.

[followed by another notification. clearly your number was saved wrong in his phone, and nothing traumatizing is going on here]

are you in any classes with her?

live where you want.

Re: private

[secare]

57*

( how sketchy! )

nah but we share a club and hang out after school
what have you been kept up with lately