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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[protegge]

youre gonna get bees in your hair
otherwise its genius but im just saying: bees

[digthefuzz]

dude don't jinx me!!
i already washed it out
so bees better get the memo!!
and mind their own beeswax!!!

[protegge]

bees never mind their own beeswax
theyre busy buzzing into ur biznis
hate to be the bearer of bad news but youre gonna have to shave your head

[digthefuzz]

okay now you're just messing with me
shaving a do like this would be like murder!

[protegge]

itd be a mercy killing is what itd be
you dont wanna get





a bee in your bonnet

[digthefuzz]

now that one's just lame!
does anyone even wear bonnets in this day and age??

i'm not putting my hair to sleep

and more importantly, your jokes need more of a sting!

[protegge]

you should shave your attitude for somebody who isn't trying to help you buddy

[digthefuzz]

okay now we're switching to hair

yeah man, that mind not -cut- it!

[protegge]

we were talking about your hair AND bees its fine

now if id said "its purrmitted" then youd have a reason to get all bee-side yourself

[digthefuzz]

sure, but the puns were all about the bees!
switching like that is like giving up

okay so now we're definitely back to bees
that one's better i guess
now you better keep on be-hive-ing!

[protegge]

wait hold on a second
time out seriously
what the fuck are the rules
i thought this was like a free for all but youre like SHIT ITS GOTTA BE ABOUT BEES
GOD HELP US ALL IF ITS ABOUT HAIR INSTEAD OF BEES

[digthefuzz]

dude watch your language!

there's no rules here
just some friendly critique!

[protegge]

oh sorry
*frick
*shoot
my b

are there seriously no rules because that just sounds like an excuse for someone who doesnt wanna explain his rules

[digthefuzz]

thanks man, mad respect

um if there's an official pun rulebook i'd like to see it??
i'm not here to write it
i have other things to do with my time!