eyestitch: (47)
nui harime ☺ 針目縫 ([personal profile] eyestitch) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-07-05 09:28 pm

oo1; text;

Nui Harime
7/6 near The Towers, Tisse, Recolle
🛑 🛑 STOP EVERYTHING! 🛑 🛑 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP

who else here has gotten a load of jim's registry yet? there's no way a crummy bachelor needs a full set of royal copenhagen dinnerware, right?

like, just what are we supposed to make of this? are we looking at the next celebrity wedding of our time? 👀 could it be that the proposal was successful? will you watch the live retrospec broadcast? what are you all buying? i'd hate to get him a duplicate 🎁🎁

does it just make you want to PUKE thinking about jim putting a ring on it? are you sad you're gonna die alone drunk in your underwear? that there will be baby jims? little jims? slim jims, even?

💏 💞 ???? i need answers


((As per the mods, here's what can be found on Jim's registry, generally.))
godcards: (07.)

[personal profile] godcards 2017-07-08 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Alone and drunk sounds far more enjoyable than being anywhere near someone like Jim.

He may want nice gifts, but that doesn't mean he was successful... He's lying to make himself feel better.
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-07-11 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
That defeats the purpose of being alone.

'Janet rejected me' sounds more accurate... There's nothing to convince me he isn't trying to delude himself and others into thinking his proposal was successful. Even if he ultimately didn't get what he wanted, he's still using that to get gifts... Which, yes, he can resell whatever he doesn't like and keep everything else for himself. It's still a win.
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-07-12 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, it's impressive that you're about as philosophical as a middle schooler.

He can be both. He's that kind of underhanded. He may be aware that he's rejected, but he doesn't want to acknowledge it, so he'd rather pretend he's successful and put on airs.
Although I think that is giving him too much credit. Jim is an idiot.
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-07-13 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm considering options, that doesn't make him anymore clever than he actually is. Like I said, he's an idiot. Even if he tries to pretend otherwise, he's made it quite clear he's a nobody with too much power.
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-07-16 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
If this were anyone else, I don't think there'd be some bizarre scheme behind it, but as that seems to be how Retrospec operates... You can't say you haven't considered it too.

Or are you really just that interested in the registry itself? That's pretty boring.
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-07-20 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ he gets it, but he doesn't seem to have that self awareness of how he overcomplicates things... sorry nui ]

You don't have to say it in such a roundabout way, you idiot.
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-07-23 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the roundabout way you're doing so. Just be straightforward instead of treating me like I"M the idiot.