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Nui Harime
7/6 near The Towers, Tisse, Recolle🛑 🛑 STOP EVERYTHING! 🛑 🛑 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP
who else here has gotten a load of jim's registry yet? there's no way a crummy bachelor needs a full set of royal copenhagen dinnerware, right?
like, just what are we supposed to make of this? are we looking at the next celebrity wedding of our time? 👀 could it be that the proposal was successful? will you watch the live retrospec broadcast? what are you all buying? i'd hate to get him a duplicate 🎁🎁
does it just make you want to PUKE thinking about jim putting a ring on it? are you sad you're gonna die alone drunk in your underwear? that there will be baby jims? little jims? slim jims, even?
💏 💞???? i need answers
((As per the mods, here's what can be found on Jim's registry, generally.))
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If you get him part of something on his registry, does it still count? Like, say, the cover of a cookbook with the contents ripped out?
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just kidding! it was pretty easy.
but i think you gotta think a little more outside the box to make those gifts count. like, say, send him those deck chair cushions with a whoopee cushion stuffed inside.
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usually i photoshop out the blue but i'm really lazy tonight so PLEASE PRETEND
what blue I only see grey
bless you
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also, that bit about dying alone drunk?
you're projecting, pumpkin.
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that comment's standing out to a lot of people! i feel like maybe i touched a nerve lol
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janet didn't seem like a blushing bride.
and speak for yourself.
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it's true that janet isn't lovesick like our friend jiminy cricket. but she was doing her job! we'll never know til we see her off the clock. until then i'd still buy your theory though 💖
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it's a bingo! one of my squares, that is! and considering who probably designed the cards... 🤔
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the bachelor is jim.
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how did this tag get lost? good god i'm sorry
no worries! i'm pretty busy myself
i was doing other tags and scrolled up like 'wait what'
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even if it's jim i take pride in picking out the most suitable gifts! haven't my gifts to you been perfectly suited?
[what gifts]
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action!
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i started googling bulk rubber ducks...
what's the going price on something like that? you're pretty committed!
omg. the things rp makes us google...
oh, you have no idea.
IM FUCKING LOSING MY SHIT @ MEDIEVAL RUBBER DUCKIES LIKE WTF
DUCKIE JOUSTING. also: nativity duckies, duckies with lipstick, and cupcake duckies
nativity duckies. why @ god. i'm a good person and i didn't ask for this
a family can be the son of god as a rubber duck and his duck mother and the duck donkey
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would you put your rc on your registry? asking for a friend.
2/2
WHO CARES?
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Besides, just get him one of the simple gifts like a microwave or something!
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that sounds pretty practical~ but the microwave on his registry looks like one of those fancy stainless steel ones. is it responsible to get him one? the lack of a 'popcorn' button might cause some probkems!
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He may want nice gifts, but that doesn't mean he was successful... He's lying to make himself feel better.
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would you call it a 'janet rejected me' registry then? i don't think he'd use some of those newlywed things... 🤔 golly, what if he's trying to get some of those things just to flip them on craigslist?
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i don't know what to believe. are we janet's dupes, or jim's?
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10 bucks says theres no actual wedding planned and hes just trying 2 milk us 4 everything weve got
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i'll take that bet! it's not even that i believe otherwise, but i just wanna see what happens!
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