04 | swipe left for what you need, swipe right for what you want

[elevelvetor]

hello once again, fellow users!
this time i bring neither a game, play, nor incredibly true public service announcement about a friend.
nay, this time i am here to...

MAKE A MATCH

not for myself, however, but for a woman who's been very kind to me.
i'd like to give back to her somehow, and i decided finding her company for the holidays would be fitting...
regardless, let me begin. i hope you will at least consider this advertisement for a rather noble lady.

she is very beautiful, kind, strong in every way imaginable, and completely unafraid of werellamas. she's also on the older side of things, offering an intelligent and mature viewpoint on any discussion you may have.
that doesn't mean she's boring, however. far from it! i can personally attest to having more fun with her than i have had with most people her age...
her favorite time of day is actually the night, when the stars come out and constellations glitter endlessly above, and everything is aglow thanks to the moon's dim light.
she's also quite magnanimous, acquiescing to even the simplest requests... as long as they're harmless, of course.

as far as preferences go, she likes handsome men and pretty women, with charming and intelligent minds... and an air of mystery and danger about them, without diving into actual criminal activity. unfortunately for our younger people, she'd like all serious relationships to be with those thirty and over.

please reply with an inquiries, offers, or recommendations if you have them.
thank you for taking the time to read as well. please accept this video as a token of my gratitude.

Comments

[liberal_arts]

Lack of capitalization aside, this is actually pretty well written. I'm certain people would even be willing to pay for this level of service in creating a personal advert.

[floret]

Thank you for the video!

[devilsadvocato]

Quick question. What's a werellama? Is is a person who turns into a llama or a llama that becomes wolf-like? Or a person who become a wolf-like llama?

[compendiem]

Sounds too good to be true. Sure this is not for yourself?

[megatechbody]

She sounds positively charming. I'm hoping that Private Investigator would suffice for mystery and danger?

[twostringsonebow]

Miss Velveteen, that video is far more adorable than it should be.
That said: I do know an older man who is quite the silver fox, not to mention a fantastic conversationalist, assuredly veiled in mystery despite the month I was personally acquainted with him. He's a man of few words, but they have a certain appeal... sophisticated, yet truly able to let loose as if he was a man twenty years younger.
I'm not entirely sure he is seeking a romantic relationship with anyone -- he seems to be somewhat a loner in my opinion, not exactly the sort who'd like to be around a crowd -- but I thought I would offer you the description in hopes of perhaps matching them up for some sort of connection regardless.
He could certainly more friends besides his one that will drag him out, I think.

[feistytrader]

Just how many older women do you hang out with?

[Because she's apparently chummy with Elda, and... Uh... Oh, is this-]