musings about turkey ass stuffings

[parodeity]

hey yo its dave again
i mean if you dont know me
if you do my glorious red text gave me away
i just have like
a few things
first off who here has super speed and also a sword
the number has to be greater than like five i assume
there are so many ppl with swords
sword analogues also work
looking for a training partner

second off im pretty sure cell service is getting worse and that sucks

but most importantly
well most importantly is the training thing im serious about that
but also i have made a holiday appropriate comic for everyone to enjoy



anyway
what is even up with thanksgiving food
like delicious turkey ass stuffings aside
does anyone actually like cranberry sauce
or is it like a conspiracy for someone to be able to bring a thing
which then no one eats or like
please feel free to discuss
like haha we all like cousin bob
but fuck if he isnt the worst cook in the world
better tell him he can bring the cranberry sauce
be a contributing member of thanksgiving society
supposedly
only really its all a RUSE
not a sock ruse though
yeah no ones gonna get that
this was mostly to find a partner
and suggest that we all make use of the cell service thing while its around
etc
later

Comments

[parodeity]

i prefer to train in the evenings anyway so afternoons or early evenings work for me

wait what health benefits

[fabrefactions]

Then early evenings it shall be.

I've heard of improved immunity, and some defence against certain types of cancer -
but the one thing known for sure is that it does seem to truly aid in is improving urinary tract infections.

[ you're welcome dave. ]

[parodeity]

which days slash day
im busy tuesday evenings and saturdays all day
but otherwise im game for whatever

why do you know these things
hey tell me a fun fact about mushrooms

[fabrefactions]

I work three nights a week - it does tend to change depending on when I am needed though, so my days are fairly flexible. I can keep a Thursday or a Friday free, however.
I would just need to let them know.

I thought it was fairly well known. I'm not sure how accurate that information is, but that seems to be the public opinion of its uses.
... Mushrooms? They contain antioxidants, as well as protein, vitamin C and iron. But I think you only get the benefits if you cook the mushrooms first.

[parodeity]

thursdays work for me if you want to make it regular after the first time
or like we can reschedule weekly
but yeah a thursday works for me

ok ok
do carrots

[fabrefactions]

Thursdays would be fine. If it we do make this regular, it would be easier to have a single day to let work know I need off.
I don't usually work Thursdays but if they are aware, at least my schedule shouldn't be moved to clash.

... they help you see in the dark.

And the usual vitamins and antioxidants, and some talk about decrease of heart disease,
lowering blood pressure and the like from what I remember.

[parodeity]

my thursday early evenings are free too so itd work out perfectly for me

also
you are officially my trivia game partner from here on out
if like
a trivia game occurs
you and me bro
riding that trivial pursuit wave

[fabrefactions]

Then it appears we have a plan in motion.

I feel it is only fair to warn you that my knowledge may not be that impressive past art and food facts.
As an example, I know nothing of sport.

[parodeity]

yeah ill see you this thursday
for initial sword shenanigans
you never know you might get the skill back through 1 session
but practice makes perfect

and
hm
ok we may need a third team member here
because for all my bullshit about sportsball
i know absolutely nothing about sports
basically
like i am an all star in not knowing how sports work
apparently they dont all use the same ball though

[fabrefactions]

Perhaps. There is something like muscle memory still there, but no refinement to it.

I don't understand the appeal of it.
Well. Even I was aware the balls differ between games. But I'm not sure how a pointed-oval shape can be considered a ball... or why football is called football when it is played without using the feet.

[parodeity]

yeah you like
acquire that

maybe bc its more oblong and foot shaped
thats the one they throw at thanksgiving right

[fabrefactions]

I would hope so.
It feels stupid to have my body knowing what to do when my mind cannot process or comprehend it.

... is it?

[ he literally just told you how little he knows, dave. ]

Surely if it's called football, you ... use your feet? Isn't that what people do in other countries?

[parodeity]

i feel like ppl call that one foot ball sport football in other countries
but
i could be making this up
since it sounds sensible

[fabrefactions]

Yes.
I know we derive our word for the sport from the American one, in Japan, but... I think it is called football in places like the United Kingdom.

It does make sense.

[parodeity]

this is another metric vs not metric system situation isnt it

[fabrefactions]

Perhaps?
However this is not a discourse I'm really trying to begin here and now.

However it is odd, the urge to cling to the Imperial system as this country does. But I suppose there is a sense of individuality there.

[parodeity]

personally i think its more like
our country goes hey
whats the most confusing way we could do this
and then when they get the answer theyre like
SHIT YEAH
theres the good stuff
sign us the fuck up

[fabrefactions]

Perhaps changing things would just make it more confusing now.
Unless of course that would fit with the plan that this country is sticking to.
In which case perhaps the chaos would fit the aesthetic?

[parodeity]

i mean there is something to be said for chaos
but also maybe something to be said for not chaos

[fabrefactions]

Not chaos sounds... calmer.
I think I like that more.

[parodeity]

chaos is preferable when confined to art

[fabrefactions]

That kinda of a chaos would be "controllable chaos", so perhaps it doesn't count.

[parodeity]

yeah probably not
i guess im truly a lawful player?

[fabrefactions]

[ guess who never played dnd. ]

As long as you are not actually breaking the law, you should be considered on the right side of the law...?

[parodeity]

what if i am breaking the law in spirit