musings about turkey ass stuffings

[parodeity]

hey yo its dave again
i mean if you dont know me
if you do my glorious red text gave me away
i just have like
a few things
first off who here has super speed and also a sword
the number has to be greater than like five i assume
there are so many ppl with swords
sword analogues also work
looking for a training partner

second off im pretty sure cell service is getting worse and that sucks

but most importantly
well most importantly is the training thing im serious about that
but also i have made a holiday appropriate comic for everyone to enjoy



anyway
what is even up with thanksgiving food
like delicious turkey ass stuffings aside
does anyone actually like cranberry sauce
or is it like a conspiracy for someone to be able to bring a thing
which then no one eats or like
please feel free to discuss
like haha we all like cousin bob
but fuck if he isnt the worst cook in the world
better tell him he can bring the cranberry sauce
be a contributing member of thanksgiving society
supposedly
only really its all a RUSE
not a sock ruse though
yeah no ones gonna get that
this was mostly to find a partner
and suggest that we all make use of the cell service thing while its around
etc
later

Comments

[elevelvetor]

we're having it on saturday (they want to make the most of black friday, and we each have our own plans for thursday)
is sunday alright?

[parodeity]

sunday works perfect
what time?

[elevelvetor]

any that might be good for you, really. sunday is my break day, so i keep myself as open as possible...
ah, but i wouldn't want to put the whole burden on you, so... perhaps sometime around lunch? a luncheon of leftovers sounds positively lovely.

[parodeity]

sunday lunch sounds good to me
just us or invitees also?

[elevelvetor]

[ hmmm. an excellent question. ]

did you have anyone in mind?

[parodeity]

my roommate
john egbert

[elevelvetor]

acceptable. one question, however... are either of you allergic to nuts?

[parodeity]

john is

[elevelvetor]

ginger pear it is then. thank you, and please look forward to delightful cranberry time.

[parodeity]

will do just lmk when and where we should come
and what we should bring