Over-Savory Victory

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[ Our post begins with a video. A video that shows Elda Marker, in all of her 5', tight-muscled but thin glory wearing a... gaudy belt. A championship belt? The text on it marks it as being a championship belt for Recollé Ninja Warrior. Was that one of the official prizes, or did she commission this from somewhere herself...? Who even knows man, but she takes it off, bringing it up to the camera and then says something to the effect of, ]

< Thank you, thank you! I just wanted to show this off a little! >

[ ... In French. Why French? Who knows. But after that she picks up whatever she's using for the camera and re-focuses it on the complete Gamer Set she got from that prize (for the purposes of playing the one year Last Fantasy sub she got. ]

I wish I knew more about what to do with this stuff though.

[ That part is back to English, and then the video ends. Below there, she then shifts to text to go along with that. ]

So I was studying Japanese this morning and all of a sudden, I fluently understand everything I'm looking at? And then start speaking, and I know what all to say. Probably curtesy of Retrospec, but that's one of the most convenient changes I've gotten yet! I can't show it off though, because I don't actually know how to type it. That's a weird gap for them to give me, isn't it?

Anyone willing to tutor me on that? Does it need a special keyboard? Promise I'm not trying to be insulting. I may be bragging a littlethough (mostly about the Ninja Warrior win from last month though, I think I can be permitted riding high on it). At least I'm not asking you about fruit costumes!

Comments

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[ No they are not.

:T ]

Did you snag any of those T-shirts they were shooting at us? Some of them looked like they hit the audience.

[scythegun]

I didn't, no! Though I can't say I'd wear it even if I did catch one; can you even imagine me in a t-shirt?

[Say what you want about Jaeger but he always dresses nice!]

[matchbreaker]

Not really, but I could see you trying to resell them as novelties.

[scythegun]

Oh dear, I really have gotten predictable, haven't I? Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to wait until next year~! ☆

[matchbreaker]

I'm sure there's plenty of things about you I don't know and vice-versa, don't worry.

[scythegun]

We have to keep some mystery, after all! It would just be strange if I knew you too well!

[matchbreaker]

For example, I still sometimes look at your name on here with some confusion.

[scythegun]

It really is a bit frustrating that I can't change it. "Jaeger" suits me better, don't you think?

[matchbreaker]

It does, but... I don't know! It's just funny how many people I know with a different name on here. Yourself, Albert, Silver. I can understand Silver, but yourself and Albert are a mystery to me.

[scythegun]

Ask him sometime, I'm sure he'd tell you. As for myself, maybe I like to keep you guessing~!</font<

[matchbreaker]

[ . . . Would he?

... Mmm. ]

I'd never even expect a real answer out of you anyway! International man of mystery and all.

[scythegun]

Yes, of course! I do like keeping some things a mystery, after all!

[matchbreaker]

So do you speak anything other than English and German?

[scythegun]

No, unfortunately not! I never learned anything else, but maybe someday I'll try to pick something else up!

[matchbreaker]

Oh, never studied anything to be conversational?

[scythegun]

No, I never thought I had much of a need to! Though to be fair, I never thought I'd be leaving Germany in the first place.

[matchbreaker]

And yet, here you are, pretending that lot lines here following arcane laws! Maybe it's Germany you're thinking of?

[scythegun]

No, no, I'm quite certain that I'm following the laws and you're just trying to move the lot line! That certainly won't do, Elda~! You can't pull one over on me that easily!

[matchbreaker]

Oh no, I'm sure I'm right! Like I said, I've had people consult before now, and now I've also won a major championship!

[scythegun]

Just because you won a championship doesn't mean your word is law, you know!

[matchbreaker]

You could run it against me, or we could set up a new course...

[scythegun]

I'll pass, thanks! ☆

[matchbreaker]

You're backing down form the challenge?!

[scythegun]

Absolutely! I know I wouldn't win!

[matchbreaker]

Wow, you have no faith in your abilities at all?