Over-Savory Victory

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[ Our post begins with a video. A video that shows Elda Marker, in all of her 5', tight-muscled but thin glory wearing a... gaudy belt. A championship belt? The text on it marks it as being a championship belt for Recollé Ninja Warrior. Was that one of the official prizes, or did she commission this from somewhere herself...? Who even knows man, but she takes it off, bringing it up to the camera and then says something to the effect of, ]

< Thank you, thank you! I just wanted to show this off a little! >

[ ... In French. Why French? Who knows. But after that she picks up whatever she's using for the camera and re-focuses it on the complete Gamer Set she got from that prize (for the purposes of playing the one year Last Fantasy sub she got. ]

I wish I knew more about what to do with this stuff though.

[ That part is back to English, and then the video ends. Below there, she then shifts to text to go along with that. ]

So I was studying Japanese this morning and all of a sudden, I fluently understand everything I'm looking at? And then start speaking, and I know what all to say. Probably curtesy of Retrospec, but that's one of the most convenient changes I've gotten yet! I can't show it off though, because I don't actually know how to type it. That's a weird gap for them to give me, isn't it?

Anyone willing to tutor me on that? Does it need a special keyboard? Promise I'm not trying to be insulting. I may be bragging a littlethough (mostly about the Ninja Warrior win from last month though, I think I can be permitted riding high on it). At least I'm not asking you about fruit costumes!

Comments

[toobigtohandle]

I can let you know if I find an extra one, then.

And yes, this communication problem is getting out of hand. I need to be able to contact my family and nothing is working.

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Thank you. You are your boy are both always so kind.

... I can count my blessings all the family I ever talk to is actually in town. I can only imagine how unsettling that is.

[toobigtohandle]

It's very annoying. I'm starting to get worried.

[matchbreaker]

Understandable. I'm annoyed without even involving family, given the trouble its caused me for some help lines or calling some companies.

[toobigtohandle]

is it hurting your business?

[matchbreaker]

Oh no (I don't really have one)

More that I was trying to call into a help center about my laptop and kept getting bounced

[toobigtohandle]

Ah, I see. That's one situation I didn't think about. In any case, all of this will soon become very problematic.

[matchbreaker]

It already *is* really.