001 ★ let's start a war on retrospec

[promisedyou]

Hellooooo everyone, I hope you're all doing alright today☆

Anyway, I have the most important poll that you'll ever hear from me, so please make sure to pay close attention, okay? ♪

So, someone I know who just joined us in this app - his name's Leon, by the way! - told me that cats are inferior to dogs, so I want to hear from you guys what you think: Which is the superior creature? Cats or dogs?

Feel free to chat amongst yourselves too, this is meant to be a fun little debate. :)

( OOC: As the post denotes, feel free to reply, mingle and threadjack each other's replies! )

Comments

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[hairstroke]

Why are you doing this?! Don't drag my name into your schemes!!!

[promisedyou]

[ Rest in pieces, Leon.... ]

Too late, it's already happened, sorry. :(

[hairstroke]

Don't give me that!! I doubt you're actually sorry.

Well whatever
I still maintain my stance that dogs are the best.
Especially Jasmine

[promisedyou]

I truly wonder♪

But that's just looking to have cat-lovers yell at you.

[hairstroke]

You've already thrown me under the bus with this post!!!
I minds well go all out and defend my dog's honor. Besides...

[ATTATCHED: PICTURE]

That was her when she was a puppy and you can't tell me she's not cute.

[promisedyou]

You're right, she is cute. Cuter than you.

[hairstroke]

[WOW he's not sure if he should feel insulted or proud.]

I'm torn on if I should say thank you or not.
You would be a whole lot cuter if you weren't so evil.

[promisedyou]

I'm not that bad, you know. At least I'm not torturing you.

[hairstroke]

I'll relent and say you do have some good points but good god
The torture part is a bit unnerving coming from you

[promisedyou]

What, do you think I'd ever actually torture someone, Leon? That makes me so sad! :(

[hairstroke]

Don't pull the sad act on me!

[However, even though he believes that she's a koakuma in disguise, he didn't peg her as the type that would seriously hurt someone.]

Fine. You maybe mischievous AND a little devil, but I honestly don't think you would ever actually torture someone.
Just play dumb pranks.

[promisedyou]

[ She probably absolutely is one. One hundred percent. ]

Aww, how sweet! I'm so glad you think so highly of me! ♥

[hairstroke]

Don't get ahead of yourself. I'm only saying that because I don't think you're that bad. You're still evil.

So, what's your stance? Cats or Dogs?

[maskreant]

( whispers ) all the cats have their eyes on you now.

[hairstroke]

Is that supposed to scare me?
Like I care, I still say dogs are without a doubt better companions

[This is the words of a man who will most likely get attacked by a cat one day]

[maskreant]

yes. cats can steal your limbs and your soul.

[ video sent. have fun! ]

i'm crying at that video LMAO

[hairstroke]

what the fuck
did I just watch???

[NOW HE'S GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES]

IT IS THE PERFECT THREAT OKAY

[maskreant]

your possible future.

but, in all seriousness, a short film by Robert Morgan.

IT GIVES ME SOMETHING TO NYA ABOUT

[hairstroke]

As if cats are actually capable of something like that!!
I see. Robert Morgan must be a disturbing person to create something as awful as that.

Also, I saw the ending coming. I knew one of them was going to be the soul stealing cat.

I DON'T THINK NYA IS THE WORD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR

[maskreant]

if it evokes an emotion in you, then it's a success whether or not he's disturbed.

you knew the ending and you got scared, after all.

YOU'RE RIGHT, IT SHOULD BE A SOUL SUCKING NYA INSTEAD

[hairstroke]

I suppose you have a point but either way, I'm convinced that guy is not right in the head.

What?
I wasn't scared.
Just amazed by how ridiculous it was.

[HE WAS TOTALLY SCARED]

TRUE THAT'S BETTER

[maskreant]

you might be right. who knows.

if you say so. do you want to meet my cat, then?

[hairstroke]

[There's a slight delay in his response, because he's actually a bit uncertain after that video??? but he won't admit that!!!]

Sure?
I wouldn't mind seeing your cat in person, I suppose

[maskreant]

sounds like a plan.

Morrigan does seem to like your face based on your icon, so it'll be a nice addition to his collection.

[hairstroke]

[DON'T MIND HIM, He's just going to be SCREAMING IN TERROR as he reads this message]

DON
DON'T MESS WITH ME!!!

There's no way your cat could actually do something like that!