003. Text // You've only spent a second of your life

[manufactured]

I'm currently seeking people to assist with a personal project of mine. Details are best discussed in person; if you're interested, reply here and I can give you an address at which we can meet to go over what this particular favor would entail. If you have any immediately pressing questions, I suppose I can answer those as well.

Though I will say upfront that it's a paid request, not something I'm expecting you to do for free; I can afford to pay very handsomely for it, actually – something that I'm sure will be appreciated at least somewhat, given this time of year.


[OOC: This is with regards to some...at least mildly unethical and utterly unsanctioned clinical trials for something Wesker's been working on; I promise it will not kill or otherwise harm your character, worst case is literally "congratulations, it's fucking nothing" - a log will go up at some time later for further discussion, should there be takers.]

Comments

[thesettingsun]

I was thinking specifically of body changes due to unreality.

[He doesn't know this is mad science, but it might be mad science.]

[manufactured]

How drastic?

[it's actually not for the sake of the possible mad science that he's asking, it's more just...shuji, why.]

[thesettingsun]

I have ink instead of blood now.

[manufactured]

[.....................]

How on earth does that work?

[thesettingsun]

I'm trying not to think about it too hard. As long as my body still works more or less like it should, I don't want to go how impossible this is.

[manufactured]

...Is it still working more or less as it should?

[Wesker, you can't just ask someone- ]

[thesettingsun]

Being able to drink ink to fix a broken ankle probably doesn't count... But I haven't gotten sick or anything, so I'm going to assume my body's functioning aside from that detail.

[manufactured]

That sounds...debatably useful, at least.

[...he's not. wrong.]

[thesettingsun]

Useful but gross.

Anyway, that's why I was concerned about possible shady mad science things. Is it a problem that I don't have any blood?

[manufactured]

I'm not particularly interested in "shady mad science things" to begin with...?

[...Technically true, that is technically true.]

[thesettingsun]

Mad science that's on the level?

[manufactured]

...There's a reason that sort of thing was in my nightmares, you know.

[thesettingsun]

So shut up about it, got it. Sorry.