003. Text // You've only spent a second of your life

[manufactured]

I'm currently seeking people to assist with a personal project of mine. Details are best discussed in person; if you're interested, reply here and I can give you an address at which we can meet to go over what this particular favor would entail. If you have any immediately pressing questions, I suppose I can answer those as well.

Though I will say upfront that it's a paid request, not something I'm expecting you to do for free; I can afford to pay very handsomely for it, actually – something that I'm sure will be appreciated at least somewhat, given this time of year.


[OOC: This is with regards to some...at least mildly unethical and utterly unsanctioned clinical trials for something Wesker's been working on; I promise it will not kill or otherwise harm your character, worst case is literally "congratulations, it's fucking nothing" - a log will go up at some time later for further discussion, should there be takers.]

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[stressweets]

[ ...This sounds so sketch? But he could use the extra spending money, especially since he keeps insisting on treating people... and pay very handsomely is really tempting... ]

Is asking if this is dangerous something you can answer now, or is that better in person...?

[manufactured]

[IT REALLY DOES SOUND SO SKETCH but you know what, bless you for responding to the siren call of lots of goddamn money, it truly is the most wonderful time of the year.]

No, that's entirely fair. It won't be dangerous to you.

[feistytrader]

[You know maybe this should be a little concerning given that he won't talk about it except in person and is paying people off for it-]

I'm in.

[Oh. Well, alright then.]

[manufactured]

[oh my god it is not paying people off, do you considering being paid for normal work being paid off-

...you work retail, of course you do.]

Somehow I'm not surprised at that.

[prometheanflame]

[That's so vague and a bit disconcerting but he does know Wesker a little and he has preconceived notions:]

Is this related to Retrospec?

[Are we going to start a revolution?]

[manufactured]

[...I MEAN, HE WOULD BE ENTIRELY ON BOARD FOR WAR ON RETROSPEC but unfortunately - ]

Retrospec is the reason I believe what I'm doing to be necessary, but it isn't directly acting out either for or against them, if that's the question.

[thesettingsun]

[This is pretty sketchy, but Shuji trusts Wesker, so it'll probably be fine. Actually, his main concern is-]

Is there anything that would immediately disqualify someone for participating in this project?

[manufactured]

[this is how everyone in this game dies: people trusting albert wesker]

That would depend on what sort of disqualifying factor we're talking about, obviously, but I can think of a few things. What do you have in mind?

[vitis]

[ ... well.


like the few others, john was had at "pay" and "very handsomely." he supposes he can always-- back out, if it's too much. ]

sure.
does it really gotta be this hushhush though

[manufactured]

Perhaps, perhaps now. I'm a rather private person, after all.

I don't believe we've met...?

[1019]

What kind of project are we talking about here??

[Didn't... he say that details would need to be provided in person?]

Is it something that could use a hand from a tech wiz, because if so then I'm your guy, I could always use some more holiday money.

[For what, exactly?]

[manufactured]

[...jesus christ, hello there. Parts of that have his attention, though, outside of the apparent inability to comprehend what "details will be provided in person" means - ]

Might I ask what it is you specialize in...?

[sotenbori]

"very handsomely"'s kinda a vague statement but im in

[manufactured]

Good to know; consider your interest appreciated.

I'll do what I can to make it worth your while, however. And of course, if you don't consider the exchange fair when we've discuss it further, you can always refuse the offer. I'm hardly here to force anyone into working for me.

[long_live_the_queen]

Maybe I am.

What's the catch?

[manufactured]

I won't try to tell you that there is none, because the only people that will say anything of the sort are trying to sell you something.

I suppose it comes down to what you consider a dealbreaker and what you don't.

[odasaku]

[ this sounds so ridiculously sketchy that even sakutarou can notice it from half a mile away but you know what?

he needs that money. ]

Sure.

[manufactured]

Consider it appreciated.

I don't believe we've met before now?

[parodeity]

congrats i think you win the award for sketchiest sounding post this month

[manufactured]

I'm aware.

...I also have a fair number of volunteers, which is making me fear slightly for the future of the human race, but I'm hardly going to complain about it.

[frisyr]

Are you still looking for people?

[ GUESS WHO IS BROKE ]

[manufactured]

Of course. I assume you're interested, then...?

[hadeir]

[ Sketchy as fuck but someone needs money and likes science so count her in. ]

Give me the time and place.

[manufactured]

If you're that interested, I'll certainly be in contact with you regarding it.

I don't believe we've spoken before...?

[imaginex]

It's not illegal is it?

[Listen she doesn't want to get deported back to Japan for helping random strangers. Also, Sakura, why are you here, child]

[manufactured]

[...Honey.]

Are people really so bold as to be advertising for assistance with illegal activities over the network now?

[ossifragant]

oh this one of those really sketchy, possibly dangerous things, isn't it?

count me in if you need volunteers

[Darius has never pretended to be a smart man.]

[manufactured]

Not particularly, actually. If you're interested in thrill-seeking, you're going to have to look elsewhere.