003. Text // You've only spent a second of your life

[manufactured]

I'm currently seeking people to assist with a personal project of mine. Details are best discussed in person; if you're interested, reply here and I can give you an address at which we can meet to go over what this particular favor would entail. If you have any immediately pressing questions, I suppose I can answer those as well.

Though I will say upfront that it's a paid request, not something I'm expecting you to do for free; I can afford to pay very handsomely for it, actually – something that I'm sure will be appreciated at least somewhat, given this time of year.


[OOC: This is with regards to some...at least mildly unethical and utterly unsanctioned clinical trials for something Wesker's been working on; I promise it will not kill or otherwise harm your character, worst case is literally "congratulations, it's fucking nothing" - a log will go up at some time later for further discussion, should there be takers.]

Comments

[manufactured]

I'm aware.

...I also have a fair number of volunteers, which is making me fear slightly for the future of the human race, but I'm hardly going to complain about it.

[parodeity]

theres never a shortage on recklessness when it comes to money
but like
can i ask wtf the favor is without committing to it bc im curious but not curious enough to sign up for something obviously shady

[manufactured]

I'm not going to make anyone commit to anything, even if they do meet with me about it. I'm hardly interested into coercing anyone, much less forcing them, and if people want to back out at any point then that's their choice.

It's assistance with my research, in the end.

[parodeity]

is this research about smth you got back

[manufactured]

In a manner of speaking.

[parodeity]

do you get off on being vague as fuck asking for a friend

[manufactured]

About as much as you apparently do on not reading, I'd imagine...?

[He did say exact details would be given in person, he doesn't know what you expected.]