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[furtherforward]

is anyone else experiencing an increase in DROPPED CALLS or TRASHY CALL QUALITY since the launch of Retrospec? long-distance in particular. or is there some other, better explanation for this change that I'm unaware of? after plenty of baseless excuses that turned out to be false, my carrier claims that there's noooothing wrong on their end. but what good are they? they also can't find an app on my phone that we know exists.

it's shocking that nobody else has said anything... unless it really is just me and every single phone I touch.

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[parodeity]

i mean like an overall company goal
so i was including horses being chickens in that
but like with this specific instance im not sure wtf the point is

[furtherforward]

Retrospec™ mission statement: confuse our userbase with arbitrary yet complete replacements of commonplace objects and expose them to vivid hallucinatory experiences to instill doubt and concern. because we're bored.

whatever. it's weird, yes.. but agitating, inconveniencing. but intriguing.

[parodeity]

tbh that sounds EXACTLY like what their mission statement has got to be and i question life in general

also
while communication breakdowns outside the city seem to be in effect ones within are not
and ma wants me to do the laundry
so ill catch you later dude

[furtherforward]

yes, of course. have fun with laundry duty at your ma's request.