[text] ... idek a question

[nachetanya]

1) If you could turn into an animal what sort of animal would you prefer. They can be made up or some animals that you've seen in your new memories!

2) Would you be offended if the memories you've gotten were from an animal?

3) Would that be different if the animal talked?

[ . . . Look she just wants to prove a point. Or maybe she's just weird who the hell knows. ]

Comments

[nachetanya]

[ linked image ]

These are called Arambourgiania, apparently and that's a size comparison with T Rex and humans. Is that good enough?

More people should try your meals, but I'm glad they aren't stolen! ♥

[ Oh no it is ( for her AU at least ) ]

[thebeastwithout]

holy crap that's a big bird

but i mean

it's still a bird

i want it to look a little more... you know. threatening.

[nachetanya]

That's not a bird thats what people think that the big flying reptile looked like!

[thebeastwithout]

it kinda looks like one of those big seabirds with the pouch mouth thing

[he means a pelican]

i guess it's ok but you don't really see anyone making that the star of a movie

[nachetanya]

[ attached image ]

[thebeastwithout]

ok ok you really like giant birds

that one has a mohawk so that one's cool

wait is it eating its kid

[nachetanya]

I think they look pretty, honestly! But no, I just googled them.

I think it's eating some other species.

[thebeastwithout]

awwww... but it's so small and fuzzy

oh wait i guess that's why i'm a vegetarian

ok anyway!!

why were you asking this question again?

[nachetanya]

Nature does have to do as nature does, you know!! Even if I agree it's too cute

Curiosity! ♥

[thebeastwithout]

i mean there are a lot of questions i could ask about all kinds of weird stuff if i wanted to be curious but

usually there's a reason for asking 'em

[nachetanya]

There's no particular reason, no . . . But you can ask whatever you want!

[thebeastwithout]

oh ok

so if you could be any flavor of pudding what flavor would you be

[nachetanya]

[ Okay that's just as random from the outside, so... ]

Tapioca!

[thebeastwithout]

ew gross

why tapioca???

that's like, the worst of all puddings

[nachetanya]

Because then I get to be unique! the flavor palette for it is fun too!

[thebeastwithout]

unique isn't always a good thing, ya know

sometimes unique just means uh, there are better choices

and what's a flavor palette?

[nachetanya]

It means it tastes interesting to me.

[thebeastwithout]

well ok
anyway the right answer is butterscotch 'cause it's the best

...ok i don't have any other weird questions i just made up that one so we'd be even

[nachetanya]

But if its the best, could you be afraid of being eaten? That would be scary!

[thebeastwithout]

wait what

i mean

if everyone is pudding, who's eating the pudding? i wanna be the best pudding i can be. that's what they tell you in school, right?

[nachetanya]

But what good is pudding if its uneaten...

[thebeastwithout]

pudding is always good!!!

like

the smell
and the texture
pudding makes the world better just by existing

kind of like me already

but better cause it's pudding

[nachetanya]

But left uneaten, then the pudding will eventually go bad...

it's like an emoji which is never used...

[thebeastwithout]

ok well some emojis should definitely never be used
clapping hand is banned

i thought you didn't want to be eaten why are you arguing so hard in favor of eating now

[nachetanya]

I'm not!

But I'm not pudding! Pudding unfortunately exists to be eaten, doesn't it?

What's wrong with clapping hand?