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[wherethewildthingsare]

I really should have known better.

But for some reason I didn't think this would happen.

Of course it happened.

Kill me.

Kill me and for the love of god watch out over the next week if you're trying to get rid of those bats. Don't be me.

[Enclosed is a snippet of a culture article covering Recolle, and couples in Christmas time. Featured prominently in the article are photos of couples, but the largest is Ichirou princess carrying, and indeed kissing, his husband. Hooray for candid photography.]

Comments

[sotenbori]

you're stronger than you look i wouldntve guessed you could pick him up

[wherethewildthingsare]

I'm offended

I spent tons of time in the gym even before Retrospec sent me the ability to bench a car.

[sotenbori]

a whole car? that's pretty dope

anyway i dont really see the problem here you should be proud of your car and husband benchpressing abilities??

[wherethewildthingsare]

Some things you need to be privately proud of.

Like that time everyone has where they ate a whole pizza.

[sotenbori]

Seems kike a waste to me. Be proud of your accomplishments! Even the pizza ones.

But hey
you know
that pictures probably pretty meaningful to a lot of kids

[wherethewildthingsare]

....it is?

[sotenbori]

yeah, definitely
not everyone is lucky enough to come from families that support them no matter what
and theyre starving for someone to show them its okay
happy images of couples still together
that kinda thing

[fairhands]

He's nearly a foot taller than me and has way more muscle, so it's more likely than you'd think.

[sotenbori]

tell him to own up to it and stop moping around then!

[fairhands]

He'll feel better in a while, don't worry.

[sotenbori]

thats good

[fairhands]

He's still going to get punished with chores for being this embarrassing.

[ He means this lovingly. ]

[sotenbori]

it really isnt anything to be embarrassed about
besides you gotta save up your embarrassment for when yukine does something youthful and naive.

[fairhands]

It's embarrassing mostly because I warned him and he didn't listen, really.

...Like what?

[sotenbori]

so what if people see you? theyre not gonna burn you at the sake like a witch 'cause you like to kiss in public

i dunno steals a car and joyrides it into a tree

[ not based on majimas personal experience or anything ]

[fairhands]

Oh, no, it's not like that. In fact I think the problem we have is people never living the PDA down.

Personal experience?

[sotenbori]

it's literally just a kiss i've done way worse in public

[ dont.... ]

eh, maybe

[fairhands]

I know, but it didn't stop my sister-in-law from calling us just to cackle.

I'll take that as a yes, then.

[sotenbori]

its only embarrassing if you left it be

[ one day, majima will stop being embarrassed by anything. it definitely works if you believe. ]