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[wherethewildthingsare]

I really should have known better.

But for some reason I didn't think this would happen.

Of course it happened.

Kill me.

Kill me and for the love of god watch out over the next week if you're trying to get rid of those bats. Don't be me.

[Enclosed is a snippet of a culture article covering Recolle, and couples in Christmas time. Featured prominently in the article are photos of couples, but the largest is Ichirou princess carrying, and indeed kissing, his husband. Hooray for candid photography.]

Comments

[compendiem]

Happy Christmas. How would you like to die?

[wherethewildthingsare]

Do you offer something like a dignified euthanasia.

[compendiem]

I do have access to euthanasia. Define dignified.

[secare]

DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE IN PUBLIC

[wherethewildthingsare]

IT WAS TO GET RID OF THE BATS.

[secare]

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR
HAVE SOME SHAME DAD

[fairhands]

I warned him.

[secare]

next time you should give him a sharp punch, mom

SHOW HIM YOU MEAN BUSINESS

[sotenbori]

you're stronger than you look i wouldntve guessed you could pick him up

[wherethewildthingsare]

I'm offended

I spent tons of time in the gym even before Retrospec sent me the ability to bench a car.

[sotenbori]

a whole car? that's pretty dope

anyway i dont really see the problem here you should be proud of your car and husband benchpressing abilities??

[fairhands]

He's nearly a foot taller than me and has way more muscle, so it's more likely than you'd think.

[matchbreaker]

Honestly, I'm a little jealous. You look cute.

[wherethewildthingsare]

As adults, it's best to look cute in private.

Thank god there isn't video.

[fairhands]

I feel flattered, even if this is rather embarrassing...

[fairhands]

I told you that we were in public, but did you listen?

[wherethewildthingsare]

I couldn't have predicted this.

[openhanded]

OH MY GOSH this is so cute!!! the carry! the fairy tale kiss!
it's all so romantic!

[secare]

whoa
hey

don't encourage them

[fairhands]

It's less romantic now that we have plenty of people gawking at it.

[wherethewildthingsare]

Please let me live.

[promisedyou]

If someone kills you, I'll make sure to put that image on your gravestone.

[wherethewildthingsare]

As long as you pay for it.

[floret]

Congratulations!

[wherethewildthingsare]

I'm extremely unproud of this.