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[wherethewildthingsare]

I really should have known better.

But for some reason I didn't think this would happen.

Of course it happened.

Kill me.

Kill me and for the love of god watch out over the next week if you're trying to get rid of those bats. Don't be me.

[Enclosed is a snippet of a culture article covering Recolle, and couples in Christmas time. Featured prominently in the article are photos of couples, but the largest is Ichirou princess carrying, and indeed kissing, his husband. Hooray for candid photography.]

Comments

[compendiem]

I do have access to euthanasia. Define dignified.

[wherethewildthingsare]

I dunno

Some way to make nobody remember this.

[compendiem]

That would require slaughtering the entire city.

[wherethewildthingsare]

Make-A-Wish.

[compendiem]

Make-A-Wish is for children ages 3-17. They also disallow hunting related wishes.

[wherethewildthingsare]

I'm young at heart.

Also it isn't hunting.

[compendiem]

Acceptable. How would you like everybody else to die? I don't have enough euthanasia.

[wherethewildthingsare]

I dunno

find something big.

[compendiem]

To clobber people's head's in, or?

[wherethewildthingsare]

I was more thinking

Doomsday weapon.

[compendiem]

That's tough. The easiest method might be a gas. But everybody would have to be inside the same enclosed area for that to work. Any ideas how to get that to happen?

[wherethewildthingsare]

The entire city will inevitably visit my funeral

Do it then.

[compendiem]

Sounds like a plan. Rest in peace knowing this will be done.