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[wherethewildthingsare]

I really should have known better.

But for some reason I didn't think this would happen.

Of course it happened.

Kill me.

Kill me and for the love of god watch out over the next week if you're trying to get rid of those bats. Don't be me.

[Enclosed is a snippet of a culture article covering Recolle, and couples in Christmas time. Featured prominently in the article are photos of couples, but the largest is Ichirou princess carrying, and indeed kissing, his husband. Hooray for candid photography.]

Comments

[matchbreaker]

[ HMMM.... HMMMMMM.... ]

Well! If you do, then my condolences in advance.

[wherethewildthingsare]

I think my new position as model may be a worse punishment.

[matchbreaker]

What, you don't want it?

[wherethewildthingsare]

He wants me to have 'proper hair' during it.

[matchbreaker]

Want me to style it for you?

[wherethewildthingsare]

My hair is already the pinnacle of fashion.

That's why I haven't changed it, ever.

[Since he was FOUR.]

[matchbreaker]

... No one's hair is that perfect

[fairhands]

Don't believe him, it's a pompadour.

He's had the same general hairstyle since he was around 4, if the photos are anything to go by.

[matchbreaker]

Who put a four year old in a pompadour?

[wherethewildthingsare]

I picked it.

[He's very proud]

[matchbreaker]

At four?

[wherethewildthingsare]

Yes.

I saw it in a movie.

[matchbreaker]

Must've left quite the impression on you!

[wherethewildthingsare]

I don't actually remember the movie.

[But the hair is important.

For some reason.]

[matchbreaker]

*okay*?

So why?

[wherethewildthingsare]

I guess I just really liked it.