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[grumpei]

Junpei Tenmyouji 12/27 near Recolle

Been trying out some new food places during the holidays, which got me thinking: I'm sure Crepes Bonaparte serves great crepes and all, but... you have to admit, the name is pretty disappointing. I mean, you can't be a really good food truck unless you've got a good pun as your name, you know? Now, if they'd decided to sell ice cream instead and been Neapolitan Bonaparte, I would totally get behind that.

Comments

[thebeastwithout]

ok fine you can have your sundaes sheesh
i'm just saying
even a lot of ice cream places now don't do that kinda thing anymore

you guys don't appreciate the good things in life

after the whole no taste thing i had ten scoops of ice cream in one day just to make sure everything was working properly again

[tarotcards]

Thank you. I don’t know if I’m good enough to call puns my specialty as well but I certainly try.

Have you ever considered doing something with your pun-making talent? Such as writing a joke book or holding classes?

[lastcomfort]

Soy ice cream really likes to use heavier flavors so you don't notice the soy, I think. One of my favorites is Chocolate Salted Fudge Truffle or Mocha Chocolate Cookie.

[cornets]

Maybe they wanted to build up a stronger base first?
It's better to have gradual growth over time i think
So you don't burn out

[grumpei]

do you really think peopled buy something like that?
havent done anything with it so far aside from amuse myself

[grumpei]

im fine with ice cream places serving banana splits in addition to the other stuff
if theyre not that sounds like it might be a supply and demand problem
have you tried asking them to serve splits?

thats quite a bit of ice cream though
im pretty sure id get a brain freeze if i tried to eat that much at once

[thebeastwithout]

oh yeah
i've actually never experienced that
i think it's just nature's way of weeding out those who aren't worthy to eat ten scoops of ice cream in one sitting

[grumpei]

chocolate salted fudge truffle
ok i think youve sold me on that one

[grumpei]

well thats a fair point i guess
the question is whether they can actually expand it at this point

[cornets]

Can food trucks expand?
They only post one location a day...

[tarotcards]

I would buy it.

[grumpei]

they can expand to having multiple trucks im pretty sure

[grumpei]

guess one customers not a bad start
maybe ill have to give it a try and see who else bites

[grumpei]

im pretty sure its just a reaction to cold hitting the top of your mouth
so sounds like some unusual mutation of some sort

[thebeastwithout]

but is the mutation not being able to handle the cold
or being able to shovel buckets of ice cream down your mouth like god intended

i think the answer is clear

[cornets]

Aww but that won't make it special anymore

[lastcomfort]

Hehe! I knew there's a flavor for everybody.
(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

[tarotcards]

It’s certainty worth a shot.

Or if that fails, we can team up and open up a restaurant with a punny name.

[grumpei]

does it really need to be special?

[grumpei]

hope youre a good cook then
i can keep myself alive but dont think its restaurant quality

[grumpei]

clearly the second?
since the default is brain freeze
otherwise it wouldnt be such a popular concept

[cornets]

Isn't that the point of food trucks?

[grumpei]

pretty sure the points just to sell food and make money
ive definitely heard of people owning a fleet of food trucks before

[thebeastwithout]

no wrong answer people who get brainfreeze are definitely the lesser people here

maybe it's just a massive conspiracy

maybe there's no such thing and your parents just tricked you into thinking it was to make you stop eating ice cream

[cornets]

I thought it was just to be unique