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[grumpei]

Junpei Tenmyouji 12/27 near Recolle

Been trying out some new food places during the holidays, which got me thinking: I'm sure Crepes Bonaparte serves great crepes and all, but... you have to admit, the name is pretty disappointing. I mean, you can't be a really good food truck unless you've got a good pun as your name, you know? Now, if they'd decided to sell ice cream instead and been Neapolitan Bonaparte, I would totally get behind that.

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[grumpei]

im fine with ice cream places serving banana splits in addition to the other stuff
if theyre not that sounds like it might be a supply and demand problem
have you tried asking them to serve splits?

thats quite a bit of ice cream though
im pretty sure id get a brain freeze if i tried to eat that much at once

[thebeastwithout]

oh yeah
i've actually never experienced that
i think it's just nature's way of weeding out those who aren't worthy to eat ten scoops of ice cream in one sitting

[grumpei]

im pretty sure its just a reaction to cold hitting the top of your mouth
so sounds like some unusual mutation of some sort

[thebeastwithout]

but is the mutation not being able to handle the cold
or being able to shovel buckets of ice cream down your mouth like god intended

i think the answer is clear

[grumpei]

clearly the second?
since the default is brain freeze
otherwise it wouldnt be such a popular concept

[thebeastwithout]

no wrong answer people who get brainfreeze are definitely the lesser people here

maybe it's just a massive conspiracy

maybe there's no such thing and your parents just tricked you into thinking it was to make you stop eating ice cream

[grumpei]

a mutation has nothing to do with being lesser
its missing something most people have
like whatever sensors trigger brain freeze
which is probably your case

and no its definitely a thing
ive felt it before

[thebeastwithout]

lesser person!!!

ok but
maybe you're the ones missing what you need to eat ice cream normally without wimping out about it
like an awesomeness gene

[grumpei]

pretty sure thats not what an awesomeness gene would do

[thebeastwithout]

hey i'm awesome in a lot of ways
we're just discussing one of the more important parts right now

[grumpei]

still think you might want to look up the definition of awesome

[thebeastwithout]

ouch man
you're busting my balls here
my mom tells me i'm awesome every night before i go to bed so

there

[grumpei]

im just saying theres a burden of proof here
same as with any claim someone makes
youve got to back it up with evidence if you want people to believe you

[thebeastwithout]

ok so
what do you want me to do to prove my awesomeness

i can burp the alphabet backwards

[grumpei]

again dont think burping really counts
to be honest i think being awesome isnt a trick you can show off
its something you either are or you arent
peopled know just by knowing you

[thebeastwithout]

sheesh, fine

whenever you meet me for reals you can decide for yourself

(the right answer is 'super awesome', just letting you know in advance)

[grumpei]

well see if you pass the test

[thebeastwithout]

man, tough crowd
it's cool; you don't have to believe me
when you're as happening as I am you don't need other people to tell you you're awesome

...ok pretend I didn't just use the word 'happening' that's pretty lame

[grumpei]

yeah i recommend not trying so hard
like i said if its true you dont need to spend so much time saying it