Drunken mess

[sakeplz]

Jirou Hirata 1/1

lol new years ws fun does any one have a resolootion rezo resolution there it is! mine is to drink a lot more doing good job lol

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it's a plan!! if he knows you're paying, then he'll definitely want to drink to his heart's content

[sakeplz]

corse Ill pay. I like 2 pay! lol

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heheh thank youuu
what kind of drunk do you think he is
i hope he's not a crying one

[sakeplz]

lol itl be a surprise 4 u

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i do like surprises
and free drinks

[sakeplz]

so u rlly like m1! lol

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i do!! i am?
i don't know which one it is
but those are two of the most important things in life

[sakeplz]

yaaaaay u like meeeeeeeee

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of course i do
you're a great comrade!!

[sakeplz]

Kenti too!

[Yes. He is including his dog in this.]

[surprising]

[ understandable, the dog is very important ]

i love kenti too!! all dogs are wonderful

[sakeplz]

u shuld play with him again

[surprising]

i want to so badly
i miss him already

[sakeplz]

when ru fre?
you cn come over!

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im always free to pat dogs!!!
should i buy him some treats on my way there?

[sakeplz]

omg yes treats!

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ok!!! i'll get him whatever looks good

[ after deliberating at the store, he'll eventually appear at jirou's door with a box of bone-shaped biscuit treats, in chicken flavor. ]

[sakeplz]

[IS THAT A CRASH IN THE APARTMENT???

Yes. Because Jirou fell over. He's had way more to drink than usual.

But eventually he gets to the door and flops on him. No seriously. All 6'3" of him flops on him with a giggle.]

Hiiiii-hic!-iiiiii!

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[ here he is........ crushed flopped on

he'll try to push jirou away with his skinny arms, but that's not happening. ]

Geez, I didn't know you were this drunk. Look, I brought treats!

[sakeplz]

I'm exshra drunk! Is okay though. Kenta got me more.

[He giggles and rolls up and then...

...crawls back inside where he flops on the floor by the couch. Kenti gives a little back and licks his face.]

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I thought Kenta was more responsible than that...

[ but he sits down next to kenti, patting his fuzzy head and opening the pack of treats.

he looks at jirou, then kenti, then jirou, then back at kenti, and whispers — ]

When Jirou's not watching, I'll feed you the entire box. How does that sound?

[sakeplz]

[Kenti is thrilled to have the attention and gives another bark before helping himself to his new lap friend.

Jirou giggles and leans his head against his knee.]

The whooooole box? He'll get faaaaaaaaaat.

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Like he isn't fat already!

[ or is that his fur, we'll never know... also, he's just kidding. ]

It can be, hmm... his late Christmas present, maybe?

[sakeplz]

[Jirou giggles at that.]

He's just fluuuuffy! But Kenta would sssay no. To the whole box. Kenta's responsible.

[surprising]

[ obviously, that can be fixed with... ]

What if we just don't tell Kenta?