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[recollecters]

Hello and happy new year! A lot of poll results came in from R&D and we've almost fixed taste all the way. Horses are almost fixed, too. We've been working pretty much non-stop around the holidays to stabilize everything, so I hope this works! Just so you guys know, while we were working on fixing the original problems we received some alerts of residual effects outside of our usual domain. Don't worry though! Remember what I said a while ago? We're still moving more resources around into better defenses to protect the city from huge storms like last summer. We'll be taking care of that really soon and isolating the unknown problem. I wish I could tell you more, but we're all working overtime here to finish the final stages of a big project. No matter what happens you guys should be safe while we finish up, so just stay calm, okay? Don't get too reckless! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post taste tier 4 has been icly regained; tier 5 will go into effect on Saturday, January 6th at 9pm EST and taste will be fully restored! Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[frostythehitman]

oh so you have a farm now huh city boy
but yeah sure why not
dream big

[thebeastwithout]

my parents told me to follow my dreams and my dreams are to have a farm of raptors

it's gonna happen i'm gonna make it happen

[frostythehitman]

what are you gonna do with em huh

[thebeastwithout]

eat anyone who doubts my plan

[...]

don't worry bro i'll tell 'em to spare you

[frostythehitman]

thanks
good to know for when you singlehandedly recreate triassic garden and they kill everyone

[thebeastwithout]

oh yeah that's the dream

my own private island

all the dinos are bred to love me and they let me ride 'em and they eat everyone else

why can't this city give us something cool like that

[frostythehitman]

you just answered your own question
they'd never do it because it's too cool
they don't give us nice things remember

[thebeastwithout]

oh

WOW it sure would suck if dinosaurs came back
total inconvenience
no one would ever want this

it would probably be terrible for everyone and i'd hate to see it happen

[frostythehitman]

nope too late they've seen the truth
the dinosaurs are doomed
and it's all your fault

[thebeastwithout]

wow don't put all the responsibility on me
i did my best
effort counts for something
in elementary school we got effort points what happened to those

[frostythehitman]

we traded in effort points for owning up to stuff
the only thing effort counts for now is extra credit

[thebeastwithout]

what
no that's a sucky trade i wanna trade back
none of my teachers even give extra credit

also that kinda sounds like a poem about how much life sucks you should capitalize on that

[frostythehitman]

you think i haven't already

[thebeastwithout]

made any record deals yet

[frostythehitman]

yeah
i had one for a while

[thebeastwithout]

k,
1. that was a joke
2. what

[frostythehitman]

i had a record deal for a little while
released a few albums
i wasn't touring the country or anything i was just local but it happened

[thebeastwithout]

holy crap
are you for serious???

hahaha that's amazing i've gotta listen to these
are you good
is it emo do you do emo is it about how life sucks
do you have groupies
i'll be your groupie i'll be friends with a rock star

[frostythehitman]

[ Have a link to his soundcloud here. There's two albums: The Only Thing Worse Than Dying Is Living (tracklist) and The 7/11 on Myrtle and Fifth, Me, and Other Things Your Mom Told You to Stay Away From (track list) ]

i'm on hiatus rn anyway
so no i don't have groupies

[thebeastwithout]

holy craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

[please excuse gar while he spends a solid five minutes hysterically laughing and falling out of his bed]

oh my god bro
this is amazing
i'm not sure if i unironically or ironically love this i'll let you know when i figure it out
do you still have those clothes

[frostythehitman]

[ he can tell he's being laughed at here in some way but he can't figure out quite how ]

yeah man of course i do
i only took the photo for that second album cover art like four months ago

i would change the icon but he's stuck like this now

[thebeastwithout]

[please excuse gar while he continues to catch his breath]

ok ok you're not like pulling my leg right
you're really a rock star
well ok no one would make those covers for fun
probably

you're pretty much my hero man

can i join your band
do you have a band
i can't really play any instruments
or sing
or anything
but i can stand in the background and scream real loud

[frostythehitman]

[ James would appreciate the humor of all this if this wasn't still so fresh as to be a sore point for him. ]

no band now
i'm on indefinite hiatus

[thebeastwithout]

awwwww no way! why?

dude no one gives you a record deal if you're not good right

you gotta live the dream
seize the moment
carpe the diem

[frostythehitman]

can't really carpe the diem when you've got only one hand and a bunch of two handed instruments

[ and anger issues that flare up when trying to think of alternative ways to make the band work. ]