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[recollecters]

Hello and happy new year! A lot of poll results came in from R&D and we've almost fixed taste all the way. Horses are almost fixed, too. We've been working pretty much non-stop around the holidays to stabilize everything, so I hope this works! Just so you guys know, while we were working on fixing the original problems we received some alerts of residual effects outside of our usual domain. Don't worry though! Remember what I said a while ago? We're still moving more resources around into better defenses to protect the city from huge storms like last summer. We'll be taking care of that really soon and isolating the unknown problem. I wish I could tell you more, but we're all working overtime here to finish the final stages of a big project. No matter what happens you guys should be safe while we finish up, so just stay calm, okay? Don't get too reckless! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post taste tier 4 has been icly regained; tier 5 will go into effect on Saturday, January 6th at 9pm EST and taste will be fully restored! Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[mercurio]

yeah buddy
badass as hell right? there's even a song for them!

[thebeastwithout]

a song?

uh... 'k, not what i would have thought was the height of chocobo fandom but cool, cool

you should sing the song while you're in the costume

[mercurio]

dude we should probably meet in person to plot this stuff out
i know the app says it but i'm prompto

let's make history together

[thebeastwithout]

[is he serious
does he want to sing a song in costume
gar has vastly underestimated the extent of this guy's chocobo fever

it's too late now he's committed
fake it til you make it]

for sure!!! we're gonna revolutionize recolle man! they're gonna be singing songs about us when we're done!

i'm gar!
ignore whatever it says my name is that's like a typo or something

president and vice president and secretary and treasurer and chairman of the save the chocobos fund

you can pick a position if you want

[mercurio]

i'll just be photographer

[simple as that]

and official chocobo petter

[thebeastwithout]

what
that's not a real position

...ok if that's a thing then i get to be official chocobo rider

i want a herd of 'em in different colors

[mercurio]

anyone can ride a chocobo dude
besides your hands are already too busy being all those other titles

different colors means a lot of weird breeding genetics
have you ever seen a black chocobo?

[thebeastwithout]

anyone can pet a chocobo too right
and uh
i don't actually know anything about genetics

is it like the rainbow
if you breed a yellow and a red chocobo do you get orange

wait are there red chocobos

[mercurio]

yep but i get to pet them before anyone else

lmao i don't think that's how it works
anyway idk? i saw a black chocobo in my memories though

[thebeastwithout]

maybe your past life world self whatever has all kinds of chocobos and we just got stuck with one

are you a chocobo scientist
maybe you can remember how to make different chocobos
genetic engineering is the future!!!

[mercurio]

maybe? hopefully we can get more

and nah but it'd be awesome to be one huh
i'm more of a photography dude

[thebeastwithout]

is it magical photography

i played this video game once where a character used a camera and they could like, duplicate items by taking pictures of them

you should do that with chocobos

[mercurio]

lol what
no it's normal photography
though i'd be down to having video game powers irl

[HE SAYS THAT..]

maybe we should talk to a real scientist

[thebeastwithout]

lame

oh well ok that's fine

welcome aboard official chocobo photographer and/or petter and/or both

my parents are scientist but i don't think they'd understand if i ask them

[mercurio]

we'll just have to find our own set of scientists
do i get an official badge??

[thebeastwithout]

uh
sure
if you want
i can make you one

what do you want it to say

[mercurio]

CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU KWEH YOURSELF

[thebeastwithout]

wow ok
my dude
i just wanna say that's perfect and you're my hero and we should be best friends and i don't wanna mess with perfection but

how about 'check yourself before you wark yourself'

[mercurio]

debatably also a good one
kinda mad i didn't come up with it myself

hey so this gonna happen or what

[thebeastwithout]

ok well
i gotta prep the costume and all the other stuff but
feel free to come out tomorrow to town hall and hold up protest signs with me

do we have a town hall
we have a town hall right

[mercurio]

tomorrow? i think i'd rather hang out with the chicobos though

[thebeastwithout]

hey you're the one who wanted to get this started ASAP!!

when do you want to do it then

[mercurio]

maybe after we've sat down and strategized for real?
don't wanna be consider a public enemy by town hall and the mayor
we gotta think this through and then recruit some more people for The Kwehuse

.. i wanted to make a pun for 'cause' but idk if it works

[thebeastwithout]

uhhhh

yeah not really

kwehse?

anyway ok i guess we can plan stuff or something

i'm not great at planning the best plans come outta spontaneous decisions right