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[recollecters]

Hello and happy new year! A lot of poll results came in from R&D and we've almost fixed taste all the way. Horses are almost fixed, too. We've been working pretty much non-stop around the holidays to stabilize everything, so I hope this works! Just so you guys know, while we were working on fixing the original problems we received some alerts of residual effects outside of our usual domain. Don't worry though! Remember what I said a while ago? We're still moving more resources around into better defenses to protect the city from huge storms like last summer. We'll be taking care of that really soon and isolating the unknown problem. I wish I could tell you more, but we're all working overtime here to finish the final stages of a big project. No matter what happens you guys should be safe while we finish up, so just stay calm, okay? Don't get too reckless! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post taste tier 4 has been icly regained; tier 5 will go into effect on Saturday, January 6th at 9pm EST and taste will be fully restored! Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[concasse]

were u around for their last major fuck up?

[ossifragant]

I wasn't, but the way people have been talking, it sounds like I'm better off
something about a bunch of people getting kidnapped?

[concasse]

yeah and mermaids

i guess??

[ossifragant]

the hot kind of mermaids or the grabs a man and drags him to his death kind of mermaids?

[concasse]

hell if i know

i wasn't there

but this place sucks so put ur money on the latter

[ossifragant]

I'm going to be honest, I haven't actually seen a mermaid before
but that's incredibly disappointing

[#priorities]

[concasse]

preaching to the choir there

cross ur fingers and maybe they'll bring the mermaids to us this time

[ossifragant]

I'm all for it, as long as they're the hot kind of mermaids who don't try to drown me

[concasse]

so damn picky

the lady's gonna have a good time regardless

[ossifragant]

put that way, it sounds kind of menacing, doesn't it?

[concasse]

well we r talkin about flesh-eating mermaids

[ossifragant]

[...........]

maybe you'd be able to make her think humans are awesome
wasn't that the plot of a movie or something?

[concasse]

Yeah some mermaid chick fell for a human and had three days to convince him to shack up with her. Weird.









[He loves that movie ok]

[ossifragant]

yeah, we just need to find a mermaid chick like that!

[Darius, are these seriously your priorities.]

[concasse]

appreciate the optimism but where the hell would we find us a chick like that

someone had to travel to another dimension to meet one

[ossifragant]

I don't know

aren't people on here remembering all kinds of crazy things? I bet someone is actually a fish girl

[concasse]

...

goddamn that's gonna suck when she gets the fins back

can u imagine trying to get the fuck around with a tail

[ossifragant]

it sounds like a real pain in the ass
you'd have to flop around to get anywhere

[concasse]

right? fuck that



... can't believe i soured myself on mermaids tho

this place mades me think too much

[ossifragant]

tell me about it

what a damn disappointment