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[recollecters]

Hello and happy new year! A lot of poll results came in from R&D and we've almost fixed taste all the way. Horses are almost fixed, too. We've been working pretty much non-stop around the holidays to stabilize everything, so I hope this works! Just so you guys know, while we were working on fixing the original problems we received some alerts of residual effects outside of our usual domain. Don't worry though! Remember what I said a while ago? We're still moving more resources around into better defenses to protect the city from huge storms like last summer. We'll be taking care of that really soon and isolating the unknown problem. I wish I could tell you more, but we're all working overtime here to finish the final stages of a big project. No matter what happens you guys should be safe while we finish up, so just stay calm, okay? Don't get too reckless! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post taste tier 4 has been icly regained; tier 5 will go into effect on Saturday, January 6th at 9pm EST and taste will be fully restored! Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[thebeastwithout]

what
why spooky
my parents are pretty boring man

they dress like they're suburban homeowners trapped in the 1980s and they say things like 'golly sport'

[digthefuzz]

well like
messing with genes can make, like, mutants and stuff, right?

but aw they actually sound pretty sweet!

[thebeastwithout]

oh! nah they don't do that kinda stuff
they were just like
i dunno
cataloguing rare animals in the jungles of south america and africa and whatever

if they made mutants they'd be a lot cooler

[digthefuzz]

um
rare animals still sound so legit tho??
coolness all around my brother!!

but i dunno about mutations, seems like scary stuff

[thebeastwithout]

yeah well
i guess you can say that to them

if they made mutants they'd probably start the zombie apocalypse or something
that's pretty sweet right

[digthefuzz]

um
maybe sweet as a movie or something
but i have a feeling it wouldn't be so sweet in real life

[thebeastwithout]

nah it's ok
we've been flooded with enough zombie stuff that everyone knows the right thing to do
shoot everyone in the head
if your friend starts feeling sick shoot them in the head too
no mercy

[digthefuzz]

yo
that's just messed up
so messed up man!

[thebeastwithout]

what
it's zombies
you gotta do things the right way if you wanna survive man

don't you watch these movies

[digthefuzz]

i try not too
they're kinda rad
but also kinda really messy
and again just because the movies can be cool doesn't mean i want to wish it on reality!

[thebeastwithout]

i'm just saying
if it was reality
you gotta be prepared!!

i've watched every zombie movie ever made
i can beat any kinda zombie
one hand tied behind my back

....wait why are we talking about this again

[digthefuzz]

honestly?
i don't even remember anymore

but i guess i'll try to prepare myself for the possibility i guess??

[thebeastwithout]

always be prepared!!
don't say i didn't warn you when the apocalypse comes and it's just you and me against the hordes and i've gotta leave you behind cause you got bit

...ok that's a little dark

i'll try not to leave you behind until you actually start turning

[digthefuzz]

yeah a little bit dark there man!!
why thank you for your immense levels of consideration!

[thebeastwithout]

np bro
don't worry
if i get bit you can off me, too

[digthefuzz]

that's not reassuring at all!!
can we just off this conversation

[thebeastwithout]

well ok
i'm just saying, it's worth thinking about!

[no it's not]

i don't remember what we were talking about before but i think i gotta go down for dinner now anyway

[digthefuzz]

riiight
it is getting to be that time
peace out home slice