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[recollecters]

Hello and happy new year! A lot of poll results came in from R&D and we've almost fixed taste all the way. Horses are almost fixed, too. We've been working pretty much non-stop around the holidays to stabilize everything, so I hope this works! Just so you guys know, while we were working on fixing the original problems we received some alerts of residual effects outside of our usual domain. Don't worry though! Remember what I said a while ago? We're still moving more resources around into better defenses to protect the city from huge storms like last summer. We'll be taking care of that really soon and isolating the unknown problem. I wish I could tell you more, but we're all working overtime here to finish the final stages of a big project. No matter what happens you guys should be safe while we finish up, so just stay calm, okay? Don't get too reckless! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post taste tier 4 has been icly regained; tier 5 will go into effect on Saturday, January 6th at 9pm EST and taste will be fully restored! Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[alitaba]

[ And she's just gonna wander back in the minute the music stops. You can't keep her out forever. ]

nooo, like the anime! or, I guess the American version would be Featherman Blue? The brains!!

[ Tell her you at least get that reference ]

ugh, can't I just blow Maury up instead?

[ you'd probably be right tho ]

[insantafe]

[ then he'll just have to leave it on forever ]

Oh, of course. The brains. Makes perfect sense now.

[ no it doesn't jack knows fuck all about anime why are you doing this to him ]

I'm pretty sure that would count as murder, which, as you may recall, is illegal in this town. I'm not saying a lot of folks with this app wouldn't be all for it, but no. You probably should not.

[alitaba]

[ now taking bets of when certain someones does the honors of taking him out instead ]

doesn't it?? they're like the A-Team but the D-team. F even.

[ CLEARLY everyone knows about these things. GOSH JACK. ]

i guess i'll just have to stick with destroying his credit score ヾ( ･`⌓´･)ﾉﾞ

[insantafe]

[ if davey can put on taylor swift then he can tolerate fucking abba ]

Or the J-Team, since so many of them have J names. Or R for Retrospec.

...No. Nope, identity theft is illegal, too. You do know there are police officers on this app, right?

[ who is this little felon and how is she running free ]

[alitaba]

[ rip in future pieces ig ]

ooh, the J-Team w sounds like it'd be a pretty good parody name!

and that's booooring. but it's not like i've been able to crack their security anyways. [ HUFF PUFF ]

[ you'll never catch her anywys ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ]

[insantafe]

Maybe, but it doesn't cover Maury and the wendigo, does it?

That's probably for the best given there are, again, police here on Retrospec. And you just took away my plausible deniability.

[ he is not going to jail with you, you little nutcase ]