PSA

[stopbleeding]

WANTED!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.



(i'm not paying that reward)

anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.

yeah. that's it.

p.s. fuck jim

[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]

Comments

[nachetanya]

[ you know, Sanji will see this eventually... ]

Alive *or* dead, huh? Are you sure you aren't paying?

[stopbleeding]

[he's counting on it.]

you think i'm gonna spend that much money on that guy?

[nachetanya]

Well I don't know what that symbol is.

Maybe it's $77?

[stopbleeding]

too much money.

[nachetanya]

$7.70?

No one's going to take him out for *too* little you know

[stopbleeding]

take it up with the marines. not me. one cent is too much.

[nachetanya]

The marines have much much spare whatever that money is?

And can't just take a photo?

[stopbleeding]

that is a photo.

[zoro stop]

[nachetanya]

[ Holy shit she bursts out laughing here. Sanji doesn't- he- pfffthahaha ]

you know i can see it now!

[stopbleeding]

right? captured his goddamn mug perfectly!

[nachetanya]

The real je ne sais quoi of it

[stopbleeding]

i like his dead eyes.

[nachetanya]

Oh agreed! And it's a real nice look at his lips!

[stopbleeding]

like ten bees stung him!

[nachetanya]

Oh no, not a bee at all! Those are all natural, you know!

[stopbleeding]

think they pucker up like a fish's?

[nachetanya]

I can confirm they do!

[stopbleeding]

wait what

[nachetanya]

I have evidence of it!

[stopbleeding]

not sure i want to know.

[nachetanya]

You don't

It was a dark time...

[stopbleeding]

now you're making me curious.

[nachetanya]

have you ever seen those fish eyes up close?

NOT HERE

[concasse]

[The only reason Sanji isn't all up in this defending himself is Natalia doesn't need more ammo but

jesus fuckin wept

please date Zoro

you two deserve each other]

[stopbleeding]

what does that mean?