PSA

[stopbleeding]

WANTED!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.



(i'm not paying that reward)

anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.

yeah. that's it.

p.s. fuck jim

[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]

Comments

[stopbleeding]

BAREN DON'T KILL MY CREW JUST BECAUSE YOU SLEPT WITH THEM

[crudest]

mimi don't look here

SHUT UP IT'S A JOKE AND THE SEX WASN'T THAT BAD






fuck
IT WASN'T THAT GOOD EITHER

[stopbleeding]

i wish i was fully blind.

[crudest]

based on how you dress i thought you were

[stopbleeding]

DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!

[crudest]

NEITHER OF US WANT TO GO BACK TO THE OLD ONE YOU STARTED,
YOU FUCK

[stopbleeding]

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO STARTED IT SHITHEAD
KILL ONE OF YOUR OTHER EXES

[crudest]

MIMI SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO KILL ANYONE

[stopbleeding]

make sure she doesn't baren.

[crudest]

you don't have to fucking tell me, asshole

[doublesmall]

what

[crudest]

i offered to tell you
you said no
i repeat
you told me not to tell you
i did what you asked

[doublesmall]

just tell me that's not actually what he looks like or i can never trust your taste again

[crudest]

oh
no
i only date 8s and up

[concasse]

[He's not sure what makes him angrier

that this shit is almost sweet or that Zoro knows he and Baren fucked]

jesus wut did he share with the class

[stopbleeding]

i'm not talking about it.

[concasse]

i mean

fair

meant more do i need to jump into the ocean and save everyone the shame

[stopbleeding]

more into the idea of amnesia. take what i can get though. feel free to take a swim.

[concasse]

[... and then a couple minutes later]

did u shitstains actually plaster this shit around the city when no one can even see

goddamnit at least do it right if ur gonna publicly shame me!

[stopbleeding]

there's lights!!!!

[concasse]

barely enough to get a good look!

F-

[stopbleeding]

then go around and light them yourself!!!

[concasse]

hell no i don't need anyone to see this

[stopbleeding]

THEN DON'T COMPLAIN