PSA

[stopbleeding]

WANTED!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.



(i'm not paying that reward)

anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.

yeah. that's it.

p.s. fuck jim

[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]

Comments

[crudest]

mimi don't look here

SHUT UP IT'S A JOKE AND THE SEX WASN'T THAT BAD






fuck
IT WASN'T THAT GOOD EITHER

[stopbleeding]

i wish i was fully blind.

[crudest]

based on how you dress i thought you were

[stopbleeding]

DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!

[crudest]

NEITHER OF US WANT TO GO BACK TO THE OLD ONE YOU STARTED,
YOU FUCK

[stopbleeding]

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO STARTED IT SHITHEAD
KILL ONE OF YOUR OTHER EXES

[crudest]

MIMI SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO KILL ANYONE

[stopbleeding]

make sure she doesn't baren.

[crudest]

you don't have to fucking tell me, asshole

[doublesmall]

what

[crudest]

i offered to tell you
you said no
i repeat
you told me not to tell you
i did what you asked

[doublesmall]

just tell me that's not actually what he looks like or i can never trust your taste again

[crudest]

oh
no
i only date 8s and up