PSA

[stopbleeding]

WANTED!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.



(i'm not paying that reward)

anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.

yeah. that's it.

p.s. fuck jim

[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]

Comments

[concasse]

we dated a few years ago

and now he crashes on my couch without my permission

[crudest]

LET GO OF THE PAST

[concasse]

oh sorry are u embarrassed

here's a deal

don't even fuckin speak to me again and i won't stalk u

:)

[crudest]

are you getting pissy about this
now
really
we literally never talk about it it's not exactly something you can get offended over

[concasse]

[...

Yeah no reply.

He is actually pissed.]

[kabloom]

Oh!
I knew you were nice.

[concasse]

[Baren doesn't deserve u, kid]

"nice" might be stretching it but I give it the ol' college try sometimes

[kabloom]

Well, not everyone can be completely nice all of the time, but you seem to be doing your best! So. I think you're fine.

[concasse]

... how are u and Baren related again?

[kabloom]

I promise he can be nice too!!

[concasse]

well ur too nice to be a liar so

i'll take ur word for it

[kabloom]

Thank you!
And I'm sorry for this big mess.

[concasse]

[And SOMETIME LATER:]

don't worry about it

and ftr he's off the hook

[kabloom]

Oh!
I'm glad that you're still friends, he said he was going to take care of it.