PSA

[stopbleeding]

WANTED!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.



(i'm not paying that reward)

anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.

yeah. that's it.

p.s. fuck jim

[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]

Comments

[kabloom]

Your
He's
Stalker?!

[crudest]

[he'll buy her so many pretty clothes in exchange for this he already feels bad this never happens

family makes life so hard]

well he's pretty good at hiding it
we didn't cross paths for a few years but now i'm running into him again way too frequently

[kabloom]

I'll take him out for you.

[crudest]

mIMI NO

[stopbleeding]

BAREN DON'T KILL MY CREW JUST BECAUSE YOU SLEPT WITH THEM

[crudest]

mimi don't look here

SHUT UP IT'S A JOKE AND THE SEX WASN'T THAT BAD






fuck
IT WASN'T THAT GOOD EITHER

[stopbleeding]

i wish i was fully blind.

[crudest]

based on how you dress i thought you were

[doublesmall]

what

[concasse]

[He's not sure what makes him angrier

that this shit is almost sweet or that Zoro knows he and Baren fucked]

jesus wut did he share with the class

[stopbleeding]

i'm not talking about it.

[kabloom]

baren
Can i Look now?

[crudest]

yes mimi
just
skip over my conversation with the crazy man talking about tunnels

[kabloom]

He's not another stalker, is he?

[ she's Concerned. ]

[stopbleeding]

I'M TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE TUNNELS

[concasse]

we dated a few years ago

and now he crashes on my couch without my permission

[crudest]

LET GO OF THE PAST

[concasse]

oh sorry are u embarrassed

here's a deal

don't even fuckin speak to me again and i won't stalk u

:)

[crudest]

are you getting pissy about this
now
really
we literally never talk about it it's not exactly something you can get offended over

[concasse]

[...

Yeah no reply.

He is actually pissed.]

[kabloom]

Oh!
I knew you were nice.

[concasse]

[Baren doesn't deserve u, kid]

"nice" might be stretching it but I give it the ol' college try sometimes

[kabloom]

Well, not everyone can be completely nice all of the time, but you seem to be doing your best! So. I think you're fine.

[concasse]

... how are u and Baren related again?

[kabloom]

I promise he can be nice too!!