PSA

[stopbleeding]

WANTED!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.



(i'm not paying that reward)

anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.

yeah. that's it.

p.s. fuck jim

[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]

Comments

[odasaku]

Shouldn't the police handle this?

[concasse]

this man is a professional bullshitter

pay no mind

back to ur life citizen

[odasaku]

Oh, okay.

Maybe you should talk to him about it, then.

[concasse]

oh there's plenty of talk going on here

[odasaku]

But you're not getting anywhere.

[concasse]

ding ding ding

[odasaku]

Good luck.

I hope you aren't actually armed and dangerous.

[concasse]

no just bored and cursed with equally bored acquaintances

also Zoro is a shit

pass it on

[odasaku]

I won't.

[concasse]

why r u even here then

if ur not ready to shit all over my sworn enemies

[Random stranger Sanji doesn't know]

[odasaku]

Because I'm not into that.

[concasse]

... it's a joke dude

live a little

[odasaku]

Sorry. I didn't get it.

[stopbleeding]

it says marines on the poster.

[not police. get it right.]

[odasaku]

Are you a marine?

[stopbleeding]

no i'm a pirate.

[odasaku]

Is Sanji a marine?

[stopbleeding]

he's a pirate.

[he doesn't want to be a pirate zoro stop]

[odasaku]

Oh ok.

[ and odasaku just accepts it like it's no big deal?? ]

[stopbleeding]

likes it when people tell him that too.

[he hates it zoro]

[odasaku]

So he likes being a pirate?

[stopbleeding]

oh yeah definitely. pirate sanji. loves being called that.

[odasaku]

If that's the case, then I'll call him that.

[stopbleeding]

let me know how it works out.

[odasaku]

Ok.