PSA

[stopbleeding]

WANTED!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.



(i'm not paying that reward)

anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.

yeah. that's it.

p.s. fuck jim

[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]

Comments

[concasse]

this man is a professional bullshitter

pay no mind

back to ur life citizen

[odasaku]

Oh, okay.

Maybe you should talk to him about it, then.

[concasse]

oh there's plenty of talk going on here

[odasaku]

But you're not getting anywhere.

[concasse]

ding ding ding

[odasaku]

Good luck.

I hope you aren't actually armed and dangerous.

[concasse]

no just bored and cursed with equally bored acquaintances

also Zoro is a shit

pass it on

[odasaku]

I won't.

[concasse]

why r u even here then

if ur not ready to shit all over my sworn enemies

[Random stranger Sanji doesn't know]

[odasaku]

Because I'm not into that.

[concasse]

... it's a joke dude

live a little

[odasaku]

Sorry. I didn't get it.

[concasse]

no funny bone eh?

[odasaku]

I do have one.

[concasse]

so it's just broken

[odasaku]

I did break my leg a couple weeks ago.

[concasse]

that's rough buddy

what u get into a bar fight?

[odasaku]

Yeah.

[concasse]

... one hell of a bar fight

[odasaku]

One of them had super strength or something.